Earlier this week, Mr. Earlie Johnson and his fiancé, Angela Morton, came home to find that their apartment had been burglarized. The thieves broke through the backdoor and stole some electronics along with a beloved DVD collection. That's right, the thieves didn't just take the two flatscreen TV's--they also hoisted Johnson's entire black porn collection.
According to Johnson, that collection included every African American to have ever starred in an adult film going all the way back to the 70's. The collection had been appraised at $7,500; More than just the monetary value, his black porn stash represented years of trading and online searching: The DVD collection is irreplaceable as many of the films are difficult to obtain, while some are completely out of print.
After learning of Earlie Johnson's delimma, an adult film distributor has offered to give this afrocentric afficionado one copy of every title in their catalog as well as two free tickets to the next Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.
Mr. Johnson is not discouraged by the theft. He plans to rebuild his black porn collection--this time on blu-ray.
During a Skype interview with Jimmy Kimmel, Mr. Johnson says his favorite porn star is Pinky.
His sweet fiancé agrees with him when he points out that watching adult films has made him a better lover and has helped them stay connected emotionally during sexual relations, by keeping things fresh. more >>
Petite porn legend Devon returns to the adult film industry after a four and a half year hiatus. The former Vivid Girl and Digital Playground contract star has performed in over 200 adult films since her debut in 1998. Her extensive filmography and a career spanning three separate decades (1990's, 2000's and 2010's) is a testament to her staying power. Now, Devon is back in the saddle and is still looking fine as she shoots for Brazzers. Well, you can judge for yourself with the youtube clip of Devon in bridal wear.
In addition to a bridal-themed feature, Devon has already shot anal and creampie g/g and g/g/b scenes with Raylene. Devon's eager to please and show her fans she's still got it, with several upcoming projects in the works.
Asa Akira has performed in well over a hundred original films since her adult film debut in 2006. She has had 47 movies out this year alone. That is why we were surprised to see Asa Akira doing her first anal AND her first double penetration scenes in one film, Asa Akira is Insatiable (Elegant Angel, 2010).
Asa's first anal occurs in scene 2 with Manuel Ferrara, but was shot after her first DP scene. Manuel really jackrabbits her anus. We are talking hard anal fucking, the way Asa appears to like it. She finishes off the scene fingering her butthole while Manuel jacks off on her willing face and tongue. Here is what Asa had to say of herself:
The sex I have is real. I have real orgasms... Insatiable is... a word I use a lot. It's a word I heard used to describe me a lot. It's not that I'm never satisfied... I just always want more.
Her first double penetration occurs spontaneously and according to her, is completely unplanned. It begins in scene 5 with Erik Everhard and Toni Ribas starting her off in the standard b/b/g threesome. These men are seriously well-endowed studs -- Asa is not one to chicken out with average-sized cocksman for her first time. Here is what she says of her first DP/anal experience:
It was booked as a b/b/g three-way. [When] we all went to set it was going to be a regular vaginal threesome. When we were having sets and shooting I was like, "Oh my god, just put in in my ass!" Cause he [Toni Ribas] was kind of like toying with it. He put it in, and then next thing I know [I exclaim], "Put it in my pussy!" and they were both in *gasps*. It was so crazy! I think it's really rare as a 25-year-old adult to feel something that I've never felt before -- a sensation that I've never felt before. But this was a completely new sensation. It's like having sex, good sex, for the first time ever... It's fucking amazing! I just kept cumming and cumming.
The film that Laurence Fishburne's friends purportedly offered $1 million to halt all sales is shipping! This is the first and only all-Montana Fishburne sex tape. We get to watch her have sex in a hotel room, blow her partner in a parked car, do lascivious things in a public mall, and masturbate on top of a toilet. All in all, there's over an hour of footage of Montana with a Caucasian mystery man. The self-titled Montana Fishburne is presented by the leading celebrity sex video company, Vivid Entertainment. And we've got the exclusive Vivid stills from the Montana Fishburne release (below).
Montana Fishburne was allegedly paid $25,000 to star in what was supposed to be her first and only sex tape. Unfortunately, Brian Pumper beat Vivid to the punch when he captured a scene with Montana and her boyfriend/aspiring porn star, J Pipes, in the latest title of Pumper's pro-am series, Phattys Rhymes and Dimes 14. Pumper also utilized Montana as a dancer in his rap video about shaved pussy (below). Unfortunately, Montana has nothing but regrets about working with Pumper. Here's what she told Black Voices: more >>
Montana Fishburne, eldest daughter of Laurence Fishurne, with ex-wife Hajna O. Moss, is officially an adult performer. The video below is from a recent interview taken with her, director/performer Brian Pumper and her boyfriend, aspiring adult actor Jay Pipes (possibly J. Pipes).
I can't help to wonder what direction she means as the cross-over from porn to mainstream is extremely difficult. Considering her father is successful Hollywood actor Laurence Fishburne, why does the 19-year-old Montana need to become an adult performer to advance her career in entertainment?
Is this a ploy to make daddy very unhappy or is she truly pursuing a career in the adult film industry with eyes wide open? Here's what she had to say about her upcoming self-titled Vivid debut, Montana Fishburne, which features her having sex in various public places: more >>
Former porn star, Jean Val Jean, performed in over 200 adult films between 2004 and February of 2009. His last two films appear to be Milf Club 2 and Jizz Wiz.
I wondered what happened to him as his films stopped coming in this year, and well, admittedly I missed him a bit. He is both good looking and a powerful performer. Apparently, I'm not the only one who thinks so -- Jean Val Jean nabbed the 2007 AVN Award for Male Foreign Performer of the Year. But where do you go from there once you win a much coveted 'Performer of the Year' AVN? Why, aiming for an Oscar!
In 2007, our beloved performer Jean Val Jean ventured into Hollywood as actor Emmanuel Delcour. Since then, the talented Delcour has been building a steady acting resume of mainstream film and TV work as well as video game voiceover work, and even modeling underwear for Calvin Klein (picture proof at end of article). Emmanuel Delcour/Jean Val Jean, has been an actor by day and porn star by night for two overlapping years between 2007 and early 2009. How deliciously naughty!
Politically-minded fans of Wicked contract star and writer-director, Stormy Daniels, have started an online petition to give Daniels an opportunity to take the Louisiana senate seat from incumbent Senator David Vitter (R) in the 2010 Congressional elections. Though, not endorsed by Wicked, nor initially endorsed by Stormy herself, DraftStormy.com has succeeded in winning Ms. Daniels' approval.
In fact, Stormy Daniels, a Baton Rouge native, recently gave an interview with Max Blementhal of the Daily Beast about her potential run for the US Senate: more >>
Apparently, this is how the British see us, but I was laughing too hard to feel offended.
Best lines:
Gym Guy 1: I gave it to her real good. She couldn't walk when I was done with her!
Gym Guy 2: She the one in the wheelchair?
Gym Guy 1: That's the one. Yeah!
This video titled, We Support Bush, is not what you think -- unless you think it's about hirsute honey pots. In which case, check out Hairy Movie (Zero Tolerance, 2008) with Sasha Grey's natural bush.
I wonder if this is a viral video/gorilla marketing tactic for the Anheuser-Busch company. Anyway, bikini waxing hurts like hell, so when the ultra-hairy-gina trend starts up again, I'll be first on board.
My PuSSy is Magic is a tribute to the reason the adult film industry exists. So, here here, to the pleasing power of the magic pussy.
Jessica Delfino is a self-ascribed Dirty Folk Rock Musician, the term "musician" obviously being used very loosely. However, I sing in Rock Band and even I can't beat the power of Delfino's orgasm-inspired howl at 2:25...
Adam & Eve and X-Play have teamed up to bring us another Will Ryder directed spoof, Not Bewitched XXX, which follows on the heels of his previous successful parody, Not the Bradys XXX (X-Play and Hustler, 2007).
Not Bewitched XXX stars Jenna Haze as sexy witch-wife Samantha, Nina Hartley as the fiery Endora, Mike Horner as Daryl and Teagan Presley as baby Tabitha, who has been turned into an 18 year old sexpot by the magically-challenged Aunt Clara (Eva Angelina). The film also stars Ron Jeremy as Dr. Bombay, Michelle Avanti as the nosy neighbor, and James Bartholet as Daryl's boss, Larry. Heck, even the current reigning AVN Female Performer of the Year, Sasha Grey, has a hot office fuck scene.
There's interracial (Michelle Avanti and Nathan Threat), plenty of cum eating, an 8-girl orgy with Aurora Snow and Sunny Lane, and Nina Hartley is a redheaded MILF! The film can be played with the sitcom canned laugh track or as a regular porno.
Of course, we've got exclusive promo and hardcore stills from Not Bewitched XXX, courtesy of the good folks at X-Play. Read on and also watch a couple of their trailers, including a behind the scenes look at the filming. more >>
The star of Vivid's Superhead, best-selling author and former hip-hop groupie, Karrine "Superhead" Steffans has a special video on YouTube in which she trashes her ex, actor/musician Darius McCrary, who became famous playing 'Eddie Winslow' on Family Matters. She pulls a small collection of anal sex toys out of a dirty brown bag while dishing out dirt on McCrary's alleged kinky fetish, then proceeds to touch her hair and scratch her arm. Ewww.
Steffans and McCrary went through a very public and messy breakup in June that resulted in McCrary filing for a restraining order against his estranged girlfriend Karrine Steffans. In return, Steffans filed a police report accusing McCrary of hitting her with his car. McCrary claims she: more >>
This gives a whole new meaning to the term plug and play.
German designers at the Bauhaus-University Weimar have come up with a "his and hers" sleeve set for the Wii's gyroscopic controller that allows for interconnected play.
The oioo team is looking for a man and woman (a couple perhaps?) willing to do a web clip demonstration by 9/9/08. Any volunteers?
This is more of a gratuitous eye candy clip for fans of bubble butts and flat tummies than a how-to, but if you can get your girlfriend or wife to dance like this, then send us the vid!
That's some serious ass-shaking. The Atlanta ATL takes intense muscle-control. The Eastern Indian requires flexibility and a powerful core. The Brazilian Booty Shake requires dance coordination with the added footwork. And all three are sure to please your willy.
The creator of SimCity and the Sims, game-designer/visionary/genius Will Wright, has brought us a revolutionary new game that will probably change the face of gaming, much the way his previous games have. Spore's Creature Creator gives anyone the ability to create new lifeforms and then make movies of their creations dancing and looking cute, etc. But what do we mere mortals do with such a tool? Why create porn of course!
This Spore monkey self-fellatio creation would make Ron Jeremy proud!
Apparently, to be a successful cooking show host you have to be good at more than just cooking -- you have to know how to handle the cock. So here's a tribute to Ms. Ray:
Despite all the lascivious "dating" shows and steamy programming on MTV, apparently the producers of this former music channel have decided to draw the line on cats fucking. Mind you, this is something you can watch on the Animal Planet with your kids during the day. PETA has launched a funny commercial along the lines of when the owner's away, the cats will play, to encourage everyone to neuter and spay their pets. You can view the tongue-in-cheek ad, entitled Sex and the Kitty for yourself:
PETA used both real cats as well as animatronic ones for the "in heat" sequences. Daphna Nachminovitch, Vice President of PETA, comments on the controversial ad: more >>
Porn gets political, sort of. And we have the exclusive stills.
Mike Horner portrays a governor with a penchant for call girls in Hustler's spoof of the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal in
Gov Love - The Eliot Splitz-her Story. Director Stuart Canterbury couldn't have cast a better lead than Mike Horner, whose acting prowess won him acclaim as the dad in Hustler's sitcom spoof, Not the Bradys XXX (2007). We give props to Horner's comedic timing and his excellent imitation of Eliot's goofy rubber face.
Hot off the production lines, Gov Love also features raven-haired beauty, Cassandra Cruz in the role of high-priced call girl, "Kristen." In March, Hustler offered the real Alexandre Dupre, who also went by "Kristen" with her clients, $1 million dollars to bare it all in their magazine. The offer was turned down, but that didn't stop Hustler from taking advantage of a political sex scandal in true Flynt form. According to Hustler's National Sales Manager, demand for Gov Love has been considerable. more >>
After watching this "educational" video it is safe to say I will never look at a vagina the same way again. Comedian/writer Amy Sedaris voices 'Paulie the Penis' in this parody of the sex-ed PSA.
Best line:
You might have an erotic dream... about some special lady... where you touch her in a special place... that smells like the sea.
After denouncing her adult past, Traci Lords went on to do respectable mainstream work such as this innocent work out video from the 80's.
Perhaps I'm mistaken on this point, but either Traci Lords is dry humping the floor while the camera zooms in on her scantily clad tits and ass, or she is having imaginary sex with us. Both work for me.
The biggest cross-over star of the adult industry, Jenna Jameson, is headlining a Sony Pictures' comedy horror film alongside co-star Robert Englund (most famously known as Freddy Krueger). Jay Lee's Zombie Strippers takes two genres that go together like peanut butter and jelly in a happy, horny marriage of tits and guts: the zombie film and the stripper B-movie.
In a recent interview, when asked if the film is as promising as it sounds, Robert Englund told Horror Yearbook,
Oh Zombie Strippers, OH MY GOD. It’s well… I’ll just give you two words: Jenna Jameson. Does that explain it? There’s horror comedy, there’s Grindhouse and this is a new hybrid. This is softcore horror, that’s what I’m calling it. It’s for all those dorm rats out there, when you’re horny.
Even Jenna's UFC beau, Tito Ortiz, has a role in this title as a bouncer (pictured in upper left of film poster). Zombie Strippers is scheduled for a theatrical release on April 18, 2008 in 13 cities across the US, but I've read that if you really want to see it - tell your local theater - because it's not too late to be added to the April release. Watch the trailer and get the tentative list of opening cities for Zombie Strippersafter the jump. more >>
Anal bleaching, it may not be for everyone, but we should all know how it's done!
The best line in my opinion is when Randolph Mantooth tells the unsuspecting transcriber from Jersey how to apply the creme:
Using your index finger and your forefinger you simply scoop a goodly amount of the soothing Lumi-Taint creme out of the jar and apply a generous amount throughout the area, gently massaging it into the skin around the anus fuschia.
"Rubber baby buggy bumpers" is just one of the ninety-nine different euphemisms for boobs featured in this parody of 80's hit song, 99 Red Balloons.
The giganto-boobs at 1:24 are a terrible Photoshop job. But the highlight has got to be the five second clip of the red balloon dance scene from Scrubs (at 2:00). Oh, and you're welcome!
Grandma can still shake those money makers... and boy are they HOT!
Featured Tassel-Twirler: The legendary burlesque dancer who rose to fame in the 1960's, Satan's Angel. Here's what she writes about her entertainment career:
As my career progressed so did the number of my tassels. They twirled from five points of my anatomy, with and without fire.
Who knew anchormen could be so interesting? Usually it's boring stuff like the news. But not with Fox -- they like to spice things up, even in their news blooper reels!
The newscaster with the glasses looks about ready to jump his partner's bones. I think he wanted to explore her wild side some more, but those darn news cameras got in the way.
First rate cunt-lapping!
The instructor is sexy, but are real Geishas supposed to show that much leg?
This is supposedly a Japanese hooker training video. It seems almost like a parody, but when it comes to all things East Asian, I never know when they're being serious or funny.
Mitchell Lichtenstein's Teeth is the bizarre horror film of an innocent virgin, Dawn O'Keefe, who discovers she has teeth in her vagina. The plot also includes Dawn's stepbrother making unwanted advances towards her and her active participation in a local chastity group set against the backdrop of burgeoning teenage sexuality with a twist -- oh, and the fact she has to floss her pussy. Ok, I made that last part up, but should she see a gyno or a dentist?
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There's a group of [crazy] San Francisco entrepreneurs attempting to create the ultimate male masturbation device: The Rubbot. No, I'm not making this up. I wish I could come up with stuff this original, but alas, I have to rely on folks with apparently a lot of free time on their hands.
Okay, it's not going to clean your dishes or laugh at your jokes, but it can open a cold one!
Jesse Jane teases us in this softcore clip from Celeste's Posh Kitten, which is a hardcore film where Jesse Jane fucks Jean Val Jean and Evan Stone (in separate scenes). Jesse also has some fetish girl-girl play with the smoking Jenaveve Jolie. Posh Kitten holds a special place in my horny heart because it's the first movie in which I saw the delectable Sophia Santi, who does a parallel masturbation scene with Jenaveve.
Jesse Jane is so ridiculously hot, I almost came just watching this video -- and I'm a mostly straight woman! I can watch her eat that pink creme puff and go bouncy-bounce all day. But alas, I have to work.
I've included a link to the film's photo gallery for your viewing pleasure. more >>
This commercial for the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show features Heidi playing with her luscious breasts for about 30 seconds. But before you get all excited, it's pretty silly. Apparently when the director said, "could you play with your tits for a bit?", she took it literally.
Hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving! Yesterday was crazy so I'm sorry for the lack of posts, but I'm back to rock the blog. Err, yeah.
With all this Britney Spears media coverage, we thought it was about time to get in on it. Unfortunately, the closest thing we could find was Ron Jeremy in fishnets and a blonde wig.
Ron's got a career as a Britney impersonator if porn doesn't work out. more >>
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