Apparently, this is how the British see us, but I was laughing too hard to feel offended.
Best lines:
Gym Guy 1: I gave it to her real good. She couldn't walk when I was done with her!
Gym Guy 2: She the one in the wheelchair?
Gym Guy 1: That's the one. Yeah!
Finally, some pragmatic advise on seducing your partner from two women who seem to be a lot of fun (pictured). Emily Posts and Lorelei Sharkey, better known as the team of Em & Lo, are getting a new sex advice show on British Channel 5: Sex - How to Do Everything is scheduled to air Thursdays at 11 PM, starting June 5th. The ladies dispense ingeniously practical advise on creating a satisfying sex life for everyone, such as this simple foreplay tip:
A great seduction technique is to have a mini foreplay session before going out for the evening together. Kiss passionately for 20 minutes and then leave it there. When you get back from seeing a movie or having a meal out, pick up where you left off. Don’t rush things -– draw it out!
I can only see benefits in a pre-date make-out session. Getting your woman/man hot before a date could set a sexy mood for the night that might even lead to a bit of fun before you even make it home.
Continuing with the notion that good sex is as much a mind game as it is a physical experience, Em & Lo drop a tip for the ladies, that quite frankly, works for the guys too. more >>
If you find yourself at a self-serve gas station in Padua, Italy, fuel isn't the only thing you'll be able to fill up on. Items such as condoms, vibrating rings, dildos, personal massagers and even adult DVDs are now available through public vending machines in several Italian cities. These machines require age verification and bear a silhouetted image of a naked woman to distinguish them from their less sexy counter parts.
Italy isn't the first country to do this though; sex toy vending machines have been available to London club goers since early 2006. Newcastle, an English company, provides sex toys, lube, condoms and other novelties for club patrons as well as hair salons, of all places, through hot pink dispensers labeled "Tabooboo" (pictured). Business owners claim that these machines, which can be found both in restrooms and out in the open, are highly popular with women.
A 31-year-old Perth man with chronic genital itch was fined £300 (approx. US$600) for growing his own cannabis to relieve the pain. According to his solicitor (attorney), he's had severely itchy balls for at least three years. The fine is considered a slap on the wrist, for apparently the Perth Sheriff court was showing mercy.
Gregor Spalding had tried various prescribed medicines but the only thing that really worked was the cannabis, which he produced in the privacy of his own home in Perthshire. Police accidentally found the seven young, foot-high plants, while searching for his neighbor.
According to a BBC news report:
The court was previously told that Spalding had never been in trouble before and simply wanted to grow his own instead of using drug dealers to buy cannabis. In a letter to court, his doctor said, "He has a fixed belief that he has an underlying condition which has not been diagnosed. I can confirm he has had a chronic pain problem since 2004. He realizes this perhaps wasn't the cleverest thing to do, but in his eyes it was worth a try."
Katie Price (AKA "Jordan"), the 32G-busty English glamour model turned tabloid celebrity (think Paris Hilton's curvier British version) told the folks at Cosmopolitan Magazine that she wants heated sex toys. Price apparently loves sex toys but complains that they're too unlife-like:
Sex toys aren't exactly like real life, are they? They're as cold as anything. They should make them heated, bring out a new heated range.
So, the Internet sleuth that I am, I did a bit of research myself to see if there really are no heated sex toys on the market in today's day and age of designer novelties. Lo and behold, I was able to find two heated sex toys. One is a Micro Heated Vibrating Bullet and the other is a Vibrating Micro Heated Nipple Clamp Set. Yes... both are a matching purple, because I know that's what you were thinking, "will they go with my stylish pimp decor?" more >>
The Initiation of Nikki Jayne stars first time performer, British Bird Nikki Jayne doing some very nasty gonzo sex. She does anal, ass-to-mouth, threesomes, double penetration and double vaginal penetration. Jayne farts cum on fellow performer, Ruby Knox, and shares a dildo with busty brunette, Ilona. And yes, this is really Nikki Jayne's first time starring in an adult film.
There's also plenty of deep-throating, fish-hooking, and generally speaking, super-high raincoat factor, all-around nasty sex in this Gazzman-directed debut of brand new performer, Nikki Jayne. That's one hell of a find. Virtually no attractive first-time performer would do all that in her first scene! It's no wonder they had to cross the Atlantic to find her. more >>
I've heard of hardcore gaming but I have yet to see softcore gaming - until today.
Holding on to that damn Wii controller is hard enough when you are dry and clothed, so I can't imagine what it would be like all oiled up and nude... and luckily, I don't have to (anymore) because a British company called Nuts has gone ahead and provided us with a series of videos featuring oiled up Wii players. Not only are they hot, but they're topless and busty, and they're playing Warioware! You can watch all twelve titillating (snicker) episodes here.
I wonder if the folks at Nuts were inspired by the sexy half of this Wii vs. PS3 ad: more >>
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