Too embarrassed to talk to a live girl? No problem! Now, you can experience the phone sex telephone tree of options:
... and if that doesn't get you hot, you can be put on hold for 20 minutes only to connect to someone who will read you marketing scripts because they will not be able to speak English well enough for an actual conversation with you. Weeeeee!
This is more of a gratuitous eye candy clip for fans of bubble butts and flat tummies than a how-to, but if you can get your girlfriend or wife to dance like this, then send us the vid!
That's some serious ass-shaking. The Atlanta ATL takes intense muscle-control. The Eastern Indian requires flexibility and a powerful core. The Brazilian Booty Shake requires dance coordination with the added footwork. And all three are sure to please your willy.
Bubbly Florida blonde, Brooke Marks, proves that not only is she sexy, but she can tease us with more than just her boobs and ass. With a wicked sense of humor, she invents ten new styles of striptease that may or may not catch on. Most likely not.
For scariest webcam dance, it's a toss up between "Xenu slumbers eternal" (#9) and Ricky Henderson (#8). Honorable mention goes to insecurity (#3) and paranoia (#5).
Grandma can still shake those money makers... and boy are they HOT!
Featured Tassel-Twirler: The legendary burlesque dancer who rose to fame in the 1960's, Satan's Angel. Here's what she writes about her entertainment career:
As my career progressed so did the number of my tassels. They twirled from five points of my anatomy, with and without fire.
I've heard of hardcore gaming but I have yet to see softcore gaming - until today.
Holding on to that damn Wii controller is hard enough when you are dry and clothed, so I can't imagine what it would be like all oiled up and nude... and luckily, I don't have to (anymore) because a British company called Nuts has gone ahead and provided us with a series of videos featuring oiled up Wii players. Not only are they hot, but they're topless and busty, and they're playing Warioware! You can watch all twelve titillating (snicker) episodes here.
I wonder if the folks at Nuts were inspired by the sexy half of this Wii vs. PS3 ad: more >>
Jesse Jane teases us in this softcore clip from Celeste's Posh Kitten, which is a hardcore film where Jesse Jane fucks Jean Val Jean and Evan Stone (in separate scenes). Jesse also has some fetish girl-girl play with the smoking Jenaveve Jolie. Posh Kitten holds a special place in my horny heart because it's the first movie in which I saw the delectable Sophia Santi, who does a parallel masturbation scene with Jenaveve.
Jesse Jane is so ridiculously hot, I almost came just watching this video -- and I'm a mostly straight woman! I can watch her eat that pink creme puff and go bouncy-bounce all day. But alas, I have to work.
I've included a link to the film's photo gallery for your viewing pleasure.
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Not before your BAH-MITZVAH! What are you thinking, Sarah!
Looks like Sarah will be grounded. And maybe spanked?
I'm not sure if this is real or staged, but the hotness level justifies the end. Yeah, Machiavelli would be proud. What do you guys think: Porn star in the making? Someone call Digital Playground...
