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New Olympic Sport: Bench Fucking
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05:02 PM 08/08/08 |
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 Late in the evening of August 7th, Hong Kong police receive a call for help.
Xing, a 41 year old, has attempted to satisfy himself by sticking his penis into one of the swiss-cheese stamped metal benches at LanTian Park. However, as Xing grows aroused, his dick swells with blood and he can no longer extricate himself from the hole. In his panic, he calls the local authorities.
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posted by Leksi
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Nuts and Bolts?
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08:58 AM 06/03/08 |
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 An Australian man had to undergo an hour and half of surgery for sixteen stainless steel washers that were tightly lodged on the shaft of his penis.
Fire rescue officers were on the scene at the man's home around 3 AM on Monday in an attempt to dislodge the washers, which proved too tight for routine extraction. The man had to be transported to a nearby hospital in the north-west Sydney suburb of Hornsby, where surgeons were forced to use special cutting devices provided by fire services as the hospital's normal ring-removers were too small for the girth of the washers.
Unfortunately for the gene pool, this genius did not suffer any lasting damage, but according to news reports, the "mysterious" circumstances around which he managed to get sixteen washers stuck on his penis still remain unknown. Now, I'm no forensic accident investigator, but here's a theory provided by yours truly:
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posted by Leksi
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Honk if You're Horny
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11:05 AM 11/27/07 |
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A 24 year old man was issued a citation in Forth Worth Texas for watching porn on his car's 10-inch DVD player... while driving. A passing patrol officer noticed the images of "multiple naked people" as the cars passed each other. This bright individual was also cited for not having a driver's license - and - for having an open container of alcohol in his car (a beer).
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