Car wash vacuums are not exactly sex toys, but a 29-year-old Michigan man thought he'd give it a go anyway. Unfortunately, the Saginaw Police didn't find the man's display of "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a public car wash very appropriate. In fact, the officer who got out of his car and approached the hoover happy man on foot had this to say of the incident:
I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard.
Heard? That's right, the sound of a dick being sucked up by an industrial vac must be pretty, um interesting.
The incident occurred at 6:45 AM on Thursday, so perhaps the man had a nasty case of morning wood with no relief in sight? If he had only heard of Vortex Vibrations, perhaps the humiliation and visit to Saginaw County Jail could have all been avoided: more >>
This gives a whole new meaning to the term plug and play.
German designers at the Bauhaus-University Weimar have come up with a "his and hers" sleeve set for the Wii's gyroscopic controller that allows for interconnected play.
The oioo team is looking for a man and woman (a couple perhaps?) willing to do a web clip demonstration by 9/9/08. Any volunteers?
Jim Henson is either cringing in his grave or wishing he came up with this idea first.
Eighth Wonder, LLC out of Springfield, Pennsylvania is presenting the world with the first "teddy bear" love dolls called Teddy Babes. There are several models of this plush, busty "toy" including blondes, brunettes, redheads, a Latina, an Asian, an Ebony gal, and even a vampire. They stand at just 4 feet tall and weight about 10 pounds, but can withstand about 500 lbs of pressure. Which brings me to the next attribute, per the maker's FAQ:
Q: So, I can have sex with my Teddy Babe love doll?
Yes. Each Teddy Babe love doll has a plush vagina, complete with simulated pubic hair and an ultra-silky plush insert, which we affectionately refer to as "Pussy Velour." The "Pussy Velour" insert provides a silky-smooth and highly-pleasurable sensation. It is held in place by an interior soft, plastic ring, and can be removed from your Teddy Babe's body for easy cleaning with soap and warm water, and then dried, replaced, and used again.
Thanks to the good folks at Kasidie, with just some 2-Inch wide-adhesive backed-industrial strength Velcro and a good pair of scissors, you can make your own bondage cuffs (pictured). Considering how pricey bondage gear can get, this is a great idea for playful couples on a budget. According to Kaidie, these homemade cuffs are a $17.91 investment -- the going rate for industrial Velcro on Amazon. In fact, you'll have leftover Velcro for ankle cuffs and then some. Oh, the possibilities!
If you find yourself at a self-serve gas station in Padua, Italy, fuel isn't the only thing you'll be able to fill up on. Items such as condoms, vibrating rings, dildos, personal massagers and even adult DVDs are now available through public vending machines in several Italian cities. These machines require age verification and bear a silhouetted image of a naked woman to distinguish them from their less sexy counter parts.
Italy isn't the first country to do this though; sex toy vending machines have been available to London club goers since early 2006. Newcastle, an English company, provides sex toys, lube, condoms and other novelties for club patrons as well as hair salons, of all places, through hot pink dispensers labeled "Tabooboo" (pictured). Business owners claim that these machines, which can be found both in restrooms and out in the open, are highly popular with women.
A few days ago there was a bomb scare in Goteburg, the second largest city in Sweden. The Swedish bomb squad was called in to disarm a suspicious package after an alarmed janitor for a local apartment building alerted police. Apparently, the janitor was apprehensive because a package in the garage of the building was "humming and vibrating suspiciously." Lucky for everyone, it turned out to be a relatively benign vibrating sex toy that had accidentally been set off. According to Yahoo! news:
After having cordoned off the area, they [Bomb Squad] opened the package with bomb disposal equipment, only to find the battery-operated device inside.
You should see what she uses to make the frosting!
This is an advertisement for DomBank. At the end, the announcer says, "Time to get your own place?" as the same message flashes in yellow. Then he gives the company web site. This commercial is simple but brilliant!
Katie Price (AKA "Jordan"), the 32G-busty English glamour model turned tabloid celebrity (think Paris Hilton's curvier British version) told the folks at Cosmopolitan Magazine that she wants heated sex toys. Price apparently loves sex toys but complains that they're too unlife-like:
Sex toys aren't exactly like real life, are they? They're as cold as anything. They should make them heated, bring out a new heated range.
So, the Internet sleuth that I am, I did a bit of research myself to see if there really are no heated sex toys on the market in today's day and age of designer novelties. Lo and behold, I was able to find two heated sex toys. One is a Micro Heated Vibrating Bullet and the other is a Vibrating Micro Heated Nipple Clamp Set. Yes... both are a matching purple, because I know that's what you were thinking, "will they go with my stylish pimp decor?" more >>
There's a group of [crazy] San Francisco entrepreneurs attempting to create the ultimate male masturbation device: The Rubbot. No, I'm not making this up. I wish I could come up with stuff this original, but alas, I have to rely on folks with apparently a lot of free time on their hands.
Okay, it's not going to clean your dishes or laugh at your jokes, but it can open a cold one!
Lance Corporal Tillison walks us through the basics of making a pocket pussy out of household items. So if you find yourself broke, horny and/or marooned on a mostly male military base this holiday season, don't despair.
Thanksgiving is coming up this week. It's not exactly a holiday associated with sex. Hollywood tells us you can have sex with an apple pie so maybe you can have a sex with a turkey, I'm not really sure.
I do know that money is tight for a lot of people this time of the year. All kinds of cash gets thrown around celebrating the holidays.
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