Finally, some pragmatic advise on seducing your partner from two women who seem to be a lot of fun (pictured). Emily Posts and Lorelei Sharkey, better known as the team of Em & Lo, are getting a new sex advice show on British Channel 5: Sex - How to Do Everything is scheduled to air Thursdays at 11 PM, starting June 5th. The ladies dispense ingeniously practical advise on creating a satisfying sex life for everyone, such as this simple foreplay tip:
A great seduction technique is to have a mini foreplay session before going out for the evening together. Kiss passionately for 20 minutes and then leave it there. When you get back from seeing a movie or having a meal out, pick up where you left off. Don’t rush things -– draw it out!
I can only see benefits in a pre-date make-out session. Getting your woman/man hot before a date could set a sexy mood for the night that might even lead to a bit of fun before you even make it home.
Continuing with the notion that good sex is as much a mind game as it is a physical experience, Em & Lo drop a tip for the ladies, that quite frankly, works for the guys too. more >>
After watching this "educational" video it is safe to say I will never look at a vagina the same way again. Comedian/writer Amy Sedaris voices 'Paulie the Penis' in this parody of the sex-ed PSA.
Best line:
You might have an erotic dream... about some special lady... where you touch her in a special place... that smells like the sea.
Everyone masturbates. Let's start with that. For women, there's a near endless variety of gadgets available to help facilitate the process. For men, however, the best way is still all about the technique. The hand and some lube are the basics to buttering the corn. And yes, this article is chock full of colorful euphemisms for male masturbation, so read on if you dare.
While researching the topic of waxing the dolphin, I came across an interesting article on Co-Ed Magazine regarding the top five ways to buff the banana. To give you a taste, number one - dubbed “ORAL” SIMULATION - reads:
To simulate the feeling of lips sliding over the penis head: Lube up your erection and hold the shaft in one hand. Put your dominant hand’s index and middle fingers together horizontally, palm toward your face, in front of the penis head. Push the head into the gap between the fingers. The fingers should be relaxed, not tense. Now pull back and do this over and over the top third of the penis. Feel how the fingers conform to the penis’s contour as they slide over the head and back. As you do this, position your other hand behind the “lips,” and grip and squeeze the head as you push the penis in.
If your sex life is on the rocks, then twenty-five tips from five female 'sexperts' probably won't solve all your problems, but at least it will make for an interesting read. The doctors and therapists who contributed to the list recommend various instructional sex tapes and books, but we all know watching porn is the best way to learn how to have hot sex. Porn stars do it for a living, some daily, and they have many different partners and technique-learning opportunities, so who best to teach us how to fuck like a champ than a champ-fucker?
My favorite tip is #23 from Dr Catherine Hood, a physician specializing in psycho-sexual health who also happens to be a presenter of the 21st Century Girls' Guide To Sex on Five Life (Brit TV).
Dream on - there's no harm in thinking about someone else when you're having sex. You're using it to enhance your sexual experience and it can help to keep your mind on the job, especially if you're tired or feeling stressed at work.
Let's just say that the highlight of this conversation is a dildo with baby pictures glued on to it.
If you managed to sit through the whole video, congratulations! If you managed to do it without cringing, that probably means you're not meant to give the "birds and the bees" talk to your kids.
Spike TV ran an educational exposé on how to tell the difference between a cop and a real hooker. They had an attorney go into the legal minutia of getting baited by police to commit a crime and how to avoid the pitfalls of said baiting.
I especially like #5 - asking her to pose nude for money - very clever! That is basically the precursor to porn. Making porn is illegal in Texas, but it's perfectly legal in California. So in some states at least, instead of getting a hooker, you could get yourself a "porn actress". Jeez, talk about the hypocrisy in our puritan-based morality laws!
Today I came across an interesting instructional web site that teaches everything you (or your girlfriend) could ever want to know about giving a good handjob.
HandjobAdvice.com features a bunch of tiny Quicktime videos with how-to hands on explanations of various techniques, from how to apply lube to how to finish him off.
The chick who walks us through each lesson has a nice rack and hot hands. Unfortunately, we don't get to see her whole face. However, during the Flattener video, she leans down and you can see her nose and mouth. So naturally, I took a screen shot. She has nice DSL's, but I doubt any guy would turn down a handjob from this expert of manual pleasures. more >>
Yale University's 4th Biannual Sex Week will feature Vivid Day on February 16th 2008. Vivid girls Monique Alexander and Savanna Samson, director Paul Thomas, and Vivid co-chairman Steven Hirsch will all visit Yale University as official guests of Sex Week at Yale (SWAY) for talks, panel discussions, Q&A's and some serious partying that will include a "Who Looks Most Like a Vivid Girl" contest.
Sex Week has been a tradition on the Yale campus since 2002 when Jewish student, Eric Rubenstein, initially thought up of a Kosher Sex Week for fellow Hillel students. Soon the idea grew into the planning phase during which the scope of the Kosher Sex Week was broadened to include all students at Yale. Though the first "Campus Sex Week" had moderate success, it wasn't until the two subsequent Sex Weeks that the event became a staple of campus life during Valentine's week on even years.
Sex Week at Yale 2006 proved to be even more exciting and informative than its predecessor events combined. The event garnered worldwide media attention and national collegiate renown. Now, Sex Week 2008 is building upon previous years' successes and shaping up to be the most remarkable Week in the young but already rich history of Sex Week at Yale.
Growing up I used to watch these cheesy Public Service Announcements (PSA's) about 'just saying no to drugs' and not talking to strangers ('Only you can put out a forest fire!'). Finally, someone's come up with a more realistic PSA.
I did not actually know what a Cleveland Steamer was until I looked it up on Wikipedia after watching this video:
The Cleveland steamer is a form of coprophilia [AKA scat], where a man or a woman defecates on a partner's chest. There is also an alternative method where a man or a woman defecates on a partner's chest then spreads the feces around with his or her buttocks in a sexual nature.
My question is, how do you spread around feces with your buttocks in a sexual nature?
First rate cunt-lapping!
The instructor is sexy, but are real Geishas supposed to show that much leg?
This is supposedly a Japanese hooker training video. It seems almost like a parody, but when it comes to all things East Asian, I never know when they're being serious or funny.
Well, seeing as the sex education system is a colossal failure, writers such as Rebecca Perlow of the The Vital Voice, have taken it upon themselves to help dispel some of the misinformation regarding human sexuality. In her article of the same title, Perlow asks "Are you savvy about sex?" With the help of Karen Omvig, Vice President of Education for the St. Louis Region Planned Parenthood, the article debunks nine popular myths such as #7:
Gay couples always have a “man” and a “woman.”
I know what you're thinking: "But Leksi, someone's got to be the bitch in a relationship!" Well, that's not always the case. Alternating role-reversals with tops and bottoms can keep things interesting. Not everyone has vanilla sex. And even if you do, massive machismo is not always a deciding factor in sexual dominance. Sex is more about fantasy than the stereotypical gender roles we tirelessly play out every day. Sex can be a powerful escape from societal pressures... if you and your partner let it be.
