No, the above image is not taken from the set of some new caveman-themed porno.
Last week, this photo of Ron Jeremy chatting it up with Ali Larter on the set of 2007's Homo Erectus began to make the rounds of various blogs. After having viewed a lot of porn, including enough movies with Ron Jeremy and his penis, I can tell you that *IS NOT* his dick. The Photoshop job is very poor, and in fact, today I read on AVN that Jeremy himself agrees:
First of all, my dick does not look like that, it's not pointy. So that's all wrong. And it was definitely not hanging out, I was way too careful for that. I was on that show the whole time wearing a caveman costume and I had a jockstrap underneath, just so the cock and balls would stay in.
The guy knows his own dick well. In fact, when asked if he was going to sue Perez Hilton's gossip site for posting the photo, Jeremy responded rather hilariously: more >>
Ron Jeremy will do anything for a moment in the limelight. He's been in so many commercials and internet videos that we really should create a "Ron Jeremy" tag just for him. But even when you thought you've seen it all with Jeremy, he goes and raises the bar.
The "Iceman" Chuck Liddell, former UFC light heavyweight champion and the "Hedgehog" Ron Jeremy, World's Guinness Record holder for most appearances in adult films, do a commercial together for Matt Gaines, owner of MG Sports Supplements:
Hedgehogs may not sound as scary as Icemen, but don't underestimate the power of a man with a legendary libido.
Now, to see just the kick part from another angle (try to ignore the sound guy's pole): more >>
I have to say I'm a bit surprised by this. I pictured Ron as being a master chef with a decked out kitchen. I guess I assumed his love of food made him a good cook. His kitchen looks a little lacking, he's using a steak knife for his chopping for pete's sake! Having just recently bought a new knife set, I suggest Ron spends some of his well earned cash on some decent cooking knives. They make a big difference.
With all this Britney Spears media coverage, we thought it was about time to get in on it. Unfortunately, the closest thing we could find was Ron Jeremy in fishnets and a blonde wig.
Ron's got a career as a Britney impersonator if porn doesn't work out. more >>