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Batman XXX: Holy Bat Sex!
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Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big-dicked bat?
There are few porn parodies I am more excited to watch than Axel Braun's Batman XXX. Having grown up watching the old Adam West Batman TV series (reruns), I knew this would be hit or miss -- and either way, it would be epic.
The costuming and sets are indeed epic. Braun crosses his t's and dots those i's in making sure everything is, much like the original series, 60's pop art camp comedy. The hair and makeup on the ladies matches exactly to the original characters. The dresses, the lingerie - down to the stockings and garters - are all impressively 60's Batman. That is if the original series had large, hard dicks and wet, eager pussies.
The movie with sex is two hours in length, but the film includes 25 minutes of nonsex storyline that is entertaining on its own. In fact, you can watch the non-sex version from the special features on the DVD. The special features are also loaded with behind the scenes, casting footage, interviews and a photo slide show.
But let's face it, you probably did not get Batman XXX for the PG-13 rated version.
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posted by Leksi
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One Girl's Take on Pirates 2
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This being my first Digital Playground (DP) film, I wasn't exactly sure what to expect. From adding numerous DP film stills, I knew the women would be gorgeous and the sets meticulous with good lighting and sexy costuming. However, since Pirates 2 - Stagnetti's Revenge is a high-budget feature, I was expecting more Daniel Steele-type sex. Instead, Joone captures a lot of fast-paced fucking and sucking to please even the most jaded hedonist in us. The film itself, is far from gonzo with sword-fighting, a sex slave auction, water beasts, skeleton pirates and all kinds of blockbuster filler, including some clever dialog. The sex action is well-woven into the main plot line, with 10 hardcore sex scenes, including an impressive orgy scene, plus an eleventh full-length bonus scene on disc 2.
I am surprised at how well the sex scenes flow with the main story line. The downside of all that sex on one feature film is, that in order to include so much action, the scenes themselves are chopped up a lot in the feature. If you are watching to jack off, put in Disc 2: the extended sex scenes disc -- you will not be disappointed! As a woman, I would have liked to see more kissing and cuddling, but though the sex includes facials, anal and lots of hardcore fucking, there is also analingus, pussy-licking and definitely more kissing than one would find in even a typical feature.
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posted by Leksi
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Brad Armstrong's Fallen is Wicked and Divine
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It's blockbuster season in the adult film world as studios prepare their big budget movies for release in hopes of winning the coveted AVN award for best film, and Wicked's Fallen will be serious competition with its superb sex scenes, strong storyline and high cinematic quality.
Jessica Drake is our fallen angel, performing in nearly every scene, doing anals and frequently fingering her own anus while sucking and fucking her way into our hearts as the angel who's been stripped of her wings by the Big Boss Upstairs. When she allows her human ward, Jenna Haze, to kick the bucket on her watch, Jessica's punishment is to live among us mortals. We watch as our fallen angel plunges deeper into the dark, seedy underworld, partaking in voyeurism, leading an orgy, paying for a sex booth girl, blowing a cabby, fucking a corrupt cop, fucking her tattoo artist, and eventually finding her salvation in hunky Brad Armstrong.
Fallen is reminiscent of City of Angels (Warner Bros. Pictures, 1998) in some of its key plot elements and in the love story that ensues. The movie itself is over 2.5 hours long, with three more discs of content, including special features, bonus features and a sampler disc. The packaging is impressive and alluring (pictured), with silky white feathers just inside the main box. Those feathers will be put to good use. Read on for my full review and some large teaser images.
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posted by Leksi
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Lee Stone Unleashes His Inner Herman in Munsters XXX
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Halloween is just 30 days away and Hustler brings us a real treat with This Ain't the Munsters XXX. If you're like me, you've probably imagined Marilyn's character getting it on with numerous gentleman callers, wondered whether all of Herman's parts work, and if Lily is a screamer. Well, Anton Slayer has given our imagination a boost by bringing the Munster family to life in vivid color. Of course, Slayer had plenty of help from a willing, talented cast.
Don't expect a plot-heavy Will Ryder feature, as from the moment the first disc starts up, we're greeted with Sammie Rhodes masturbating in grandpa's lab. Slayer focuses more on the sex action with rich sets and costuming than the acting between hardcore takes. Despite this, all the actors play their roles well, especially Lee Stone as Herman. He captures the famous "O" face and flaying arm gesture to the T, including in his sex scene with Roxy Deville as Lily Munster. This is exactly how I imagined Herman doing Lily -- enthusiastically in a cemetery with a brand new giant dick!
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posted by Leksi
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