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Even the Losers Win at the Olympics
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06:30 PM 08/26/08 |
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 Imagine the world's greatest athletes in their respective sports - all young, tight, tone bodies in their prime - housed in one big village thousands of miles from home. Well, we don't really have to imagine it, because that is exactly what happens every couple of years at the Olympic games, including the recently concluded 2008 Olympics in Beijing, China. Former two-time Olympic Ping Pong player, Matthew Syed, has written a nifty article about his "behind-the-scenes" Olympic experiences.
Orgies, one-night stands and flirtatious encounters abound among these testosterone and androgen filled competitors. To illustrate, here are some juicy samplings from Syed's exposé:
The chaps who win gold medals - even those as geeky as Michael Phelps - are the principal objects of desire for many female athletes. There is something about sporting success that makes a certain type of woman go crazy - smiling, flirting and sometimes even grabbing at the chaps who have done the business in the pool or on the track. An Olympic gold medal is not merely a route to fame and fortune; it is also a surefire ticket to writhe.
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I am not implying, for one moment, that every athlete in Beijing is at it. Just that 99 per cent of them are.
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posted by Leksi
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Kimmy Thai Disses Porn, Sort Of
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02:40 PM 08/14/08 |
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 Now that she has all of four adult films out, adult performer Kimmy Thai says she can no longer get off to porn. Before entering the industry, the 20-year-old newcummer used to love watching porn with her boyfriend:
I used to watch porn and copy what they were doing in the movie with my boyfriend.
Awe, how heartwarming, so what gives Ms. Thai?
Now that I know how porn is made, it killed it for me. Watching [porn] doesn’t get me off anymore, because I know it’s not real.
I really like girls in my personal sex life, so I was all excited about fucking girls on camera, but in the middle of a scene, just when I was getting into it, they keep yelling cut, and I’m like, ‘Why? Just let me fuck her!’ But you can’t just do anything you want when you’re shooting a porn scene.
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posted by Leksi
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Slain Teenage Girl is Smeared by the Media for Posing Nude Online
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10:29 PM 12/04/07 |
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 This past week we've been inundated with media reports regarding the murder of cute 18 year old college student, Emily Sander, also known online as "Zoey Zane", a solo nude model. Yes, she just teased while naked for one web site, since September of this year. Nevermind that she's never performed in a porno, or the fact that she only started nude modeling a couple month's ago -- the mainstream media has labeled the slain teen as "PORN STAR" and "Internet Porn Star".
Sander disappeared over Thanksgiving weekend. She was a freshman at Butler Community College, who couldn't wait to get back to her family in Texas, with whom she was close. Her immediate family and close friends were aware of her nude modeling work. She was last seen alive leaving a local El Dorado bar with Israel Mireles. Her body was found dumped off the highway, fifty miles east of El Dorado. Police believe the suspect, Israel Mireles, was en route to the home of his sixteen year old (pregnant) girlfriend, Victoria Martens, when he dumped the body. According to local authorities, Mireles's apartment was found in disarray with a large quantity of blood in his room. Mireles and Martens are nowhere to be found, but the pair were last seen heading south, presumably towards Mexico.
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posted by Leksi
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Don't Look Here!
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02:00 PM 10/26/07 |
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 Do you ever worry that your significant other - or worse - your parents, will find that secret porn stash on your computer? Well Jeff Rosenburg from CollegeHumour has an ingenious way to hide his porn (pictured).
How do YOU make sure your porn collection isn't seen by prying eyes? Do you use a goofy naming convention? What about encryption? Password protection? Steganography? Maybe you don't store any porn on your pc, but instead burn it all to cd and dvd.
But then how do you hide your physical collection? Under the bed? In a safe? A locked storage chest? Changing labels on media can have disastrous results. Don't swap a Lion King cover for your Hairy Hirsutes in Heat dvd.
Before I had unlimited access to porn on the internet I used to hide some old magazines in a green folder underneath a desk drawer. I thought it was actually a pretty good hiding spot. You had to completely remove the bottom drawer of an old desk I had in order to get to it. There really was no way to "accidentally" find it. I mean, why would someone be pulling the drawers completely out of my desk? As I got older I moved to a locked storage trunk. Sure, people probably knew something was in there that I didn't want them to see, but they weren't getting in anyhow. And besides, I could no longer fit my collection underneath a single drawer.
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posted by webmaster
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Maybe I Was Scarred by Goatse, But...
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01:23 PM 10/15/07 |
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 Lately in the adult world, there seems to be this fad of having a girl insert either a penis, finger or toy into her anus, and upon taking it out, the camera does this ultra-closeup of what is essentially her colon as either she or her partner spread her cheeks nice and wide. This shot is referred to as a "gape."
This is something that has perplexed me for a while now. Can anyone explain to me the appeal of looking into the pink fleshy colon of a woman? I understand the appeal of anal sex -- it's taboo and puts the gal at the man's mercy. Some women even get off on anal sex more than vaginal sex (and the same can be said for the fellas). I can understand closeups of asses too. Asses are hot commodities right now, much like legs were in our parent's generation. But I just don't get the whole looking deep inside her brown eye thing. It seems so internal organ-ish to me. And the colon is one of the least appealing internal organs if we consider its function.
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posted by Leksi
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