Rob Rotten, the performer/director with "Poison" conspicuously tattooed along the top of his penis, has earned strong reviews for his latest feature, Texas Vibrator Massacre. This is not your father's porn to say the least, but the film is a parody of the original 1984 cult-classic, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. There's still plenty of gore - with a lot of hardcore sex - oh, and did I mention the 2.75 horse-power, gasoline-fueled Honda concrete vibrator? This device whose original purpose was to get air bubbles out of freshly poured concrete has been modified to be safe enough (I suppose) to rock the pussy, which is precisely what it does.
The cast is headlined by Roxy DeVille playing the sole survivor, but also includes heavy hitters Herschel Savage and Dirty Harry, as well as notable lovelies Jamie Elle, Daisy Tanks and Ruby Knox. Porn starlet Roxy DeVille tells Mike Albo (AVN) of her role in the film:
We're shooting the beginning sequence that's based really closely on the original van scene from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I'll also be duct-taped, tied and covered in blood. I'll have prosthetic organs thrown at me while the crazy family eats dinner at their table. I'm blowing Grandpa! He's being played by Dirty Harry, and Rob told him he's getting paid to NOT get his dick hard. In the original movie, Grandpa couldn't swing his hammer to kill the girl. In our movie, he can't get his dick hard. I'm so excited, I can't even tell you.
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