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Porn on the Fourth: Patriotic Porn
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10:24 PM 07/04/08 |
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Whether you are an American Patriot or just an adult film fan, let's face it, American Porn has been a staple of the adult market since the 1960's, thanks in part to a 1968 Supreme Court ruling that held people could view whatever they wished in the privacy of their own homes. Prior to the US ruling, only Denmark had legalized adult films. Then along came the VCR and VHS tapes, making access to porn in the privacy of one's home a reality... the rest is history.
On this 233rd year since the birth of the United States of America, the first country with a constitution - one which includes a Bill of Rights guaranteeing Freedom of Speech - let us give thanks to our freedoms. One of my favorite freedoms - watching consenting adults fuck - is the inspiration for the following list of 'patriotic porn' spanning four lust-filled decades. Here's to you America -- Happy Fucking Birthday!
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On the Twelfth Day of XXX-mas with Hustler's Barely Legal Christmas
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09:32 PM 12/24/07 |
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 Grab a hot cocoa, a soft blanket, some lube and put on Barely Legal Christmas. Get ready to watch young women with natural, perky breasts and softer looks tease and fuck to your heart's content. This holiday special wrap-around features all brunettes with smoking bodies and contagious smiles.
Alec Knight plays a distraught Santa who is upset at all the "bad girls and boys" who are having dirty premarital relations, such as Sasha Grey, Ashley Blue, Paulina James, Nautica Thorn and Penny Flame. So it's up to Santa's Little Helpers (newcomers Aarielle Alexis and Alexa Jordan) to convince the not-so-jolly-man to not cancel Christmas. I wonder how they're going to do that... ? Hmm...
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On the Eleventh Day of XXX-mas
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11:46 PM 12/23/07 |
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We're one night away from Christmas Eve... Hang in there, the holidays are almost upon us. I've picked two titles tonight that center around tales of the fantastic. Enjoy!
12 Strokes to Midnight, shot in Paris, alternatively titled Les 12 Coups de Minuit, is a French porno centered around the plot line of a bunch of ordinary guys fantasizing about getting laid, whose dreams ultimately cum true on New Year's Eve. There is plenty of anal, including double penetration. The finale includes real footage of fireworks at the Eiffel Tower. The women are stunning and the sex is good. You get a multitude of language options with this DVD. You can watch 12 Strokes to Midnight in the original French, or dubbed in English, Dutch, Italian, Spanish and Polish, as well as subtitles in Portuguese and Greek. No matter what language you prefer, the language of love is definitely a universal success with this Marc Dorcel holiday hit.
If you are looking for an American porno starring Devon and Sydney Steele with a cohesive plot, then Eve's Gift is sure to harden your yule log. This film is friendly enough to watch with a girlfriend (or boyfriend) who may not care for the harder gonzo XXX action. Vivid makes sure their performers are protected with condoms. The story revolves around redemption and sexual intrigue on Christmas Eve, with a twist at the end!
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On the Tenth Day of XXX-mas
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11:40 PM 12/22/07 |
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Feeling melancholy this holiday season? Well here are two titles that are sure to put a freaking smile on your face!
The first is a loose parody of the mainstream dystopian hit, Bad Santa. And although the very very adult Very Very Bad Santa features Ron Jeremy with Kelly Erikson on the cover, Jeremy keeps his clothes on. He appears in a few cameos that help move the plot along in a funny way. Yes, there is a story, but it's well done for an adult flick.
Seymore Butts is at it again with his team of Tushy Girls (Taren Steele, Missy and Alisha Klass) who live up to their name in this all-anal title. A couple of the scenes are from previous Seymore Butts films, but the sex is exemplary. The final scene is brand new: "Nurse" Alisha Klass is examined by "Dr." Seymore -- Doc Seymore thoroughly probes her anal cavity with his penis. Merry Fucking Christmas!!
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On the Ninth Day of XXX-mas
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10:47 PM 12/21/07 |
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I'm feeling tit-tacular tonight. Today's two picks are especially top-heavy.
Now, I'm not sure how tits could save Christmas, or anything for that matter, besides a hungry baby perhaps. But, you have to give props to Skye Blue for featuring some smoking hot performers who know how to work those chest puppies. Rebecca Love, Chloe Dior, Kiki D'Aire and Ava Devine bring back the Christmas spirit to the North Pole by getting Santa's rod nice and stiff. Expect minimal dialogue and lots of tit-bouncing action in the Tits That Saved XXX-mas.
Tongue and cheek titles are always my favorite, which is why Tits a Wonderful Life, starring busty Lisa Ann as the angel, got my attention. I read an asinine review that complained Lisa Ann doesn't do anal in her films. Ok, we're lucky a woman that insanely hot is even doing porn and taking facials and playing with both guys and gals in her scenes. If you really want to see Lisa Ann doing anal, her first and only anal scene was for Zero Tolerance's Ass Cleavage 8 -- it was part of her comeback in 2006. Lisa Ann still looks scrumptious unlike some performers who look pretty road-weary upon their return to porn. Lisa Ann is so hot, I wouldn't even classify her as a MILF -- she still looks better than 99% of 20-somethings and teens, which is evidenced by the fact she is typically featured front and center on box cover art.
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The Ho Ho Ho Contest
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09:49 PM 12/21/07 |
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 Tis the season to submit a naughty photo of yourself dressed up in Christmas decorations, preferably not too many. Props to the new tub girl who uses her luscious breasts to straddle a candy cane, lest we have any ambiguity as to what she can do with them.
College Humor's Deck the Gals contest asks you to vote for your favorite naughty photo out of five. In addition to the 'holiday tub girl', the photos include 'girls in fishnets', 'busty brunette in wreaths', 'two of Santa's helpers kissing' and 'girl in lights'.
Girl in lights is my personal favorite. Something about those hungry eyes staring up in expectation of a good shag did it for me. I can relate. But I digress...
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On the Eighth Day of XXX-mas
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09:03 PM 12/20/07 |
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Tia is a tight-bodied, blonde MILF with large, enhanced hooters. She loves to give - herself, that is - to a bunch of horny guys.
Yo Yo Yo is an ebony Christmas treat starring some legendary names in porn including Champaign Pendavis, Jordan McKnight, Sean Michaels, Cumisha Amado, Julian St Jox and Rick Masters.
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Christmas Gifts for the Breast Man
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12:30 PM 12/19/07 |
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 I found this article called Gifts for the Breast Man. I never understood the term "breast man". Seems redundant to me. I mean, have you ever met a straight man who didn't like breasts? I haven't. In my opinion every man is a breast man.
But anyway, they have a number of goofy breast themed products that would make a great gag gift. At least I hope they are gags. I like tits as much as any guy, but I sure wouldn't want any of these as legitimate gifts.
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On the Sixth Day of XXX-mas
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08:54 PM 12/18/07 |
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Tonight's selections span two decades. The first is a compilation of 4 Memphis Monroe scenes sandwiched by two brand new Christmas-themed scenes. The second is a holiday erotic classic with a quirky story line involving Santa's naughty daughter and an errant little elf.
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On the Fifth Day of XXX-mas
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11:47 PM 12/17/07 |
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Ok, so Santa hasn't brought you any presents since you were a kid. But it's not what you think. You've been naughty, but still, he's a forgiving guy I hear. The problem is, some fat chicks fucked him, then ate him. Or at least that's what Metropolis Entertainment and John Janeiro will have us believe.
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On the Fourth Day of XXX-mas
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04:45 PM 12/16/07 |
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Strange as it may seem, but 2001 appears to be the magical year of the Christmas Orgy. For some reason unbeknownst to us regular mortals, Porn Super Stars Seymore Butts and Gina Lynn bring us holiday cheer with their own brand of orgy. It's Seymore Butts vs. Gina Lynn, so choose your favorite holiday treat!
Seymore Butts takes on the Christmas Orgy with interracial and with every woman taking it up the butt in a 'sex party' style of filming. Gina Lynn's take on the Christmas Orgy is all about intimate facials with a unifying theme that most of us can relate to: trying to get laid.
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On the Third Day of XXX-mas
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11:35 PM 12/15/07 |
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Just nine more days until the night before Christmas! And whether you're stressing over last minute gift shopping or you're one of the millions of people coping with the crappy weather, I found a couple titles sure to warm things up.
I'm an equal opportunity girl - so tonight I feature two opposing films. One focuses on skinny, petite women with itty bitty titties, the other on curvy gals with enhanced bazoongas. So whether you like 'em boyishly tiny or silicon-enormous (or perhaps a little bit of both you horn-dog!), you will likely find one or both of these flixxx worth a viewing.
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On the Second Day of XXX-Mas
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11:47 PM 12/14/07 |
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Pheww, I almost forgot to add 'Day Two's' post. For those of you wondering what I'm talking about check out the On the First Day of XXX-mas article.
This time I juxtapose two very different titles, one from the era of VHS, the other from the digital age. One is more story-driven while the other is more gonzo-oriented. Both titles share the holiday theme in their own way. Enjoy!
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On the First Day of XXX-mas
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10:07 PM 12/13/07 |
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Here at the adultfilmdatabase.com we're celebrating the twelve days leading up to Christmas with our own brand of holiday cheer. Each day for the next 12 days I will post a couple holiday-themed XXX flicks for your entertainment. These very naughty holiday adult films span three decades.
... So as you do your holiday shopping and preparations, we've compiled a list of movies that are sure to put you in the ho-ho-ho spirit. Surviving the holidays can be tough for many of us. Whether your Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, Atheist - or perhaps you're the reincarnation of the Grinch, treat yourself to a little ME time (or COUPLES time) with these merry films sure to get you off:
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