The creator of SimCity and the Sims, game-designer/visionary/genius Will Wright, has brought us a revolutionary new game that will probably change the face of gaming, much the way his previous games have. Spore's Creature Creator gives anyone the ability to create new lifeforms and then make movies of their creations dancing and looking cute, etc. But what do we mere mortals do with such a tool? Why create porn of course!
This Spore monkey self-fellatio creation would make Ron Jeremy proud!
Julie Schneider, inventor of the Teeny Weeny Drive, a 1 GB flash drive that is encased in durable rubber, recently told AVN Novelty Business that her product looks and feels like the real thing. Except, it's sort of small. Schneider's company, Creative Business Solutions, is hoping to market this as a gag gift targeting bachelor/hen parties, executive retirement parties, the "stocking-stuffers for geek" market, and someone "who already has everything."
The phallic USB drive lights up red when it's turned on (that means plugged into your computer and in use, pervert!). It's supposedly one of the best USB drives on the market as far as function goes, and mostly likely, the only one that looks like a penis. Cause let's face it, I don't see a lot of hardware designers thinking, "hmm, I think we need more penis USB drives." The Teeny Weeny has been patented in 36 countries including in the US, Canada, Europe, Asia and Australia and retails for a competitive $20. more >>
Tax time is just around the corner. To help make calculating your earnings and expenses bearable, introducing the "Orgasmic Calculator"!
[Work Warning: Pushing the buttons on this calculator causes sexy noises.]
I especially like #8, #0 and the C buttons. Who would have thought accounting could be sexy?
The sick and twisted peeps at Boinkology decided to ruin innocent childhood memories by holding a Lite Brite Boob contest. Kate won hands down with her rendition of the perfect set of yams (pictured left).
If you're wondering how they did it, check out the very fun Lite-Brite emulator. Feel free to make your own naughty renditions... and then shoot us a note.
The folks at GameDaily decided to interview porn stars about their video game playing habits at the 2008 Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE). They got back some interesting responses ranging from gals who really love their joysticks, and we're not just talking about yours, to performers who use taking video games privileges away as punishment! Talk about cruel.
One of my favorite responses was that of adorable, little dynamo, Ashlynn Brooke:
GD: If you could cuddle with one video game character, who would it be and why?
Ashlynn: [Thinks for a moment] Ratchet and Clank.
GD: I said one video game character. That's two.
Ashlynn: But they go together. And I'd want them at the same time.
Tis the season to submit a naughty photo of yourself dressed up in Christmas decorations, preferably not too many. Props to the new tub girl who uses her luscious breasts to straddle a candy cane, lest we have any ambiguity as to what she can do with them.
College Humor's Deck the Gals contest asks you to vote for your favorite naughty photo out of five. In addition to the 'holiday tub girl', the photos include 'girls in fishnets', 'busty brunette in wreaths', 'two of Santa's helpers kissing' and 'girl in lights'.
Girl in lights is my personal favorite. Something about those hungry eyes staring up in expectation of a good shag did it for me. I can relate. But I digress... more >>
I've heard of hardcore gaming but I have yet to see softcore gaming - until today.
Holding on to that damn Wii controller is hard enough when you are dry and clothed, so I can't imagine what it would be like all oiled up and nude... and luckily, I don't have to (anymore) because a British company called Nuts has gone ahead and provided us with a series of videos featuring oiled up Wii players. Not only are they hot, but they're topless and busty, and they're playing Warioware! You can watch all twelve titillating (snicker) episodes here.
I wonder if the folks at Nuts were inspired by the sexy half of this Wii vs. PS3 ad: more >>
