Ladies, next time you make a trip to Starbucks, you may want to consider the clear findings of a new Swedish study that show a direct correlation between drinking coffee and decreased bust size.
A little more than half of all women carry a gene that links coffee intake with smaller boobage. Helena Jernström, a lecturer in experimental oncology at Lund University who carried out the study on almost 270 women, had this to say of the results:
Drinking coffee can have a major effect on breast size.
Note the use of the word major. In fact, her study has been recently published in the British Journal of Cancer, a respectable scientific publication. The reason? Not only does drinking more coffee lead to a smaller cup size in roughly half of all women, but it also lowers the risk of breast cancer. Generally speaking, the bigger the boobs, the higher the number of mammary glands and the higher the number of mammary glands, the higher the risk of breast cancer. more >>
Swiss restaurateur, Hans Locher (pictured) of the Storchen in Iberg, wants to add human breast milk to his menu. He came up with the idea while his wife was breast-feeding their newborn daughter some 35 odd years ago. By cooking up her "surplus" breast milk, he discovered that if you add a little whip cream, breast milk makes for some delicious recipes.
So, in the spirit of entrepreneurship, upon noticing that "there are a lot of mothers in my neighborhood", Locher put out an ad for breast milk donors. In fact, he offered to pay ££3 per 14oz of the stuff, or the American equivalent of $6.23 per liquid pound. According to Locher, a couple women have expressed interest in such a transaction. By his calculations, he would need approximately 11 lbs of mother's milk to get the "lactation" menu started. Said menu would include meat stews with meats sauteed in breast milk as well as soups and sauces containing at least 75% breast milk. more >>
Apparently, to be a successful cooking show host you have to be good at more than just cooking -- you have to know how to handle the cock. So here's a tribute to Ms. Ray:
First, they brought us memorable Swedish Erotica and the lovely Linda Thoren ... now the Swedes have found a way to make the holidays sexier. A batch of X-Rated gingerbread cookies would go perfectly with some thick white frosting. What do you guys think? more >>
I have to say I'm a bit surprised by this. I pictured Ron as being a master chef with a decked out kitchen. I guess I assumed his love of food made him a good cook. His kitchen looks a little lacking, he's using a steak knife for his chopping for pete's sake! Having just recently bought a new knife set, I suggest Ron spends some of his well earned cash on some decent cooking knives. They make a big difference.
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