Verne Troyer, made famous by portraying the character of "Mini Me" in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) and Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002), has a "leaked" sex tape with a former live-in girlfriend (pictured). Troyer stands at just 2'8" tall, making him one of the smallest men in the world. In fact, he got his lucky break in Hollywood as a stuntman for the 9-month old baby in Baby's Day Out (1994). Guess CGI wasn't as popular back then?
SugarDVD has offered $100,000 for the tape, which is being brokered by none other than Kevin Blatt, the same guy who brokered the deal with Red Light District for the Paris Hilton sex tape. And according to a poll on TMZ, so far 9% or over 8,000 people claim they would buy the tape. Would you? more >>
When it comes to fine dining with family and friends, and perhaps special guests, what better way to serve them dinner then with the Blighty Creations' China Vagina Collection fine bone china set. So when grandma polishes off her linguine, she will be delighted to see some clam. Granted, not all the collections have such obvious designs as the one pictured from the Golden Pussy Collection. However, that particular collection has the most hilarious description of all:
Our world and societies all revolve around sex: the need for it, denial of it, lust after it, repression, celebration.
The most beautiful place on earth. Forget the seven wonders of the world. Forget Disney world, the Eiffel Tower or the pharaohs tombs. The centre of mankind is the Golden Pussy. The provider of energy, youth, vitality and inspiration. The Golden Pussy is the shrine of worship for all human beings. A new religion yet the oldest religion. A new desire yet the oldest desire. The Golden Pussy.
Yes, what girl doesn't mind a bit of pussy worship now and then... so does that mean we should lick our plates clean? more >>
In Antwerp, Belgium, the wife of a businessman is suing a pair of prostitutes because her husband died from heart failure during electric sex.
Apparently the 38 year-old businessman asked for the electric shock treatment during a session with the two hookers, despite the fact he was fully aware of his own weak heart. The three also drank, took drugs and had more conventional sex. But if you ask me, that's the way to go. more >>
If there's a guy who's definitely not getting laid, it's the one riding the bike with an attached nude mannequin wearing a black wig that ironically reads, "Sex Machine." But lest you think we found some Photoshopped picture, this is a $2,339 (EUR 1,499.00) custom-made "beach cruising" bike according to the German man who attempted to sell his magnum opus on Ebay. Unfortunately, he won't ship so you'll have to go to Bad Oldesloe, Germany to pick one up for those romantic bike rides on the beach. But you're in luck, he got zero bids so maybe it'll go for a steal...
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A 31-year-old Perth man with chronic genital itch was fined £300 (approx. US$600) for growing his own cannabis to relieve the pain. According to his solicitor (attorney), he's had severely itchy balls for at least three years. The fine is considered a slap on the wrist, for apparently the Perth Sheriff court was showing mercy.
Gregor Spalding had tried various prescribed medicines but the only thing that really worked was the cannabis, which he produced in the privacy of his own home in Perthshire. Police accidentally found the seven young, foot-high plants, while searching for his neighbor.
According to a BBC news report:
The court was previously told that Spalding had never been in trouble before and simply wanted to grow his own instead of using drug dealers to buy cannabis. In a letter to court, his doctor said, "He has a fixed belief that he has an underlying condition which has not been diagnosed. I can confirm he has had a chronic pain problem since 2004. He realizes this perhaps wasn't the cleverest thing to do, but in his eyes it was worth a try."
Female drivers in the Portland area should be wary... of a mustachioed man in women's underwear, a garter belt, a camisole and black high-heel boots.
This 5'11, thin build, unidentified Caucasian male has a penchant for cutting off lone female drivers, then jumping out in front of their cars while strutting his stuff. Yup, he's too sexy for road hazards.
There have been six such reports over the past several months, with the women having to swerve to avoid hitting Tootsie.
Cumberland Sheriff Mark Dion says that,
The behavior is not necessarily criminal in terms of dress, but the fact he’s jumping out in roadways and apparently targeting females who are alone driving their cars seems to suggest to us we have to talk to him. The cross-dressing is definitely an item of curiosity, however if he were doing this in a pair of blue jeans and a T-shirt we would still want to talk to him.
CiLFs (pronounced KILF) are the Cartoons I'd Like to Fuck. And we're talking years of therapy...
He left out She-Ra. How dare he! That tongue thing Zachariah does at the end is almost as sexy as the song, but in all fairness to the man-lovers out there, I've compiled my own personal list of CiLFs: more >>
You ever get the feeling some of these special effects folks have something besides aliens on the brain? Well Maxim Online provides us with slide show proof that not all aliens are created equal. Some look like vagina, others like scrotum, some like penises and anal sphincters and the lucky few have vibrator-heads!
Mitchell Lichtenstein's Teeth is the bizarre horror film of an innocent virgin, Dawn O'Keefe, who discovers she has teeth in her vagina. The plot also includes Dawn's stepbrother making unwanted advances towards her and her active participation in a local chastity group set against the backdrop of burgeoning teenage sexuality with a twist -- oh, and the fact she has to floss her pussy. Ok, I made that last part up, but should she see a gyno or a dentist?
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I read an interesting article on CollegeHumor.com about comedic writer, Mindy Raf's experience accidentally farting during a make-out session. She was a deer-in-headlights when it occurred. Mindy was only 17 at the time and the guy ended up driving her home - not saying a word to her during the drive. She never heard from him again. To help anyone else faced with the ass-gas predicament, Mindy has written a very funny article that reads like a "how to" for the gassy, appropriately titled, That Was Me. Sorry. Keep Going! Don't Stop!.
I present some of the highlights, if you're too lazy to read the whole article (and I'm not judging, life is too short not to be entertained in your free time):
Make it Emotional
Say “sorry” and then sheepishly avert your eyes. Then make direct eye contact, slightly smile and say, “it’s just that I feel so close to you, so comfortable around you, like I could do anything.”
The 'emotional diversion' is my personal favorite, but it probably won't work on a first date. I suspect this approach may work a little better: more >>
This commercial for the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show features Heidi playing with her luscious breasts for about 30 seconds. But before you get all excited, it's pretty silly. Apparently when the director said, "could you play with your tits for a bit?", she took it literally.
Hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving! Yesterday was crazy so I'm sorry for the lack of posts, but I'm back to rock the blog. Err, yeah.
In January 2008, Smell-O-Vision will take on new meaning with the launch of Evasive Angles' scratch n' sniff collection of Sweet Black Pussy Juice that will come with selected black-on-black releases. Now if you think that's strange, here's what Ed Smith, Evasive Angles' head of sales, told AVN:
After several years of development, TT Boy has come up with this idea. Nobody knows the smell of black pussy quite like TT Boy, and this innovation will be designed to heighten our customers’ sense of smell as well. People get to watch the pussy, and now they get to smell the pussy as well.
Okay, it's not that unusual for men to want to sniff pussy. Used 'school girl' underwear get sold in vending machines in Japan and lots of porn stars have offered their worn panties up for sale. But this gets a bit weirder as Smith continues,
After we launch these scratch n' sniff boxes, we’ll actually be packaging 'Sweet Black Pussy Juice' and selling it by the phial. People will be able to take that sweet smell with them. The novelty division is also developing a 'Sweet Black Pussy Juice lubricant.'
