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Nuts and Bolts?
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08:58 AM 06/03/08 |
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 An Australian man had to undergo an hour and half of surgery for sixteen stainless steel washers that were tightly lodged on the shaft of his penis.
Fire rescue officers were on the scene at the man's home around 3 AM on Monday in an attempt to dislodge the washers, which proved too tight for routine extraction. The man had to be transported to a nearby hospital in the north-west Sydney suburb of Hornsby, where surgeons were forced to use special cutting devices provided by fire services as the hospital's normal ring-removers were too small for the girth of the washers.
Unfortunately for the gene pool, this genius did not suffer any lasting damage, but according to news reports, the "mysterious" circumstances around which he managed to get sixteen washers stuck on his penis still remain unknown. Now, I'm no forensic accident investigator, but here's a theory provided by yours truly:
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posted by Leksi
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Spy Cams Proposed for Nudist Beach Park
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06:40 PM 05/12/08 |
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 I would think that the last thing visitors would want at a nudist beach are spy cameras, but in Torquay, Australia, nudist beach goers are welcoming the idea. Nudists are sick of all the nookie that goes on in the dunes and the car park at Point Impossible, which persists despite increased police presence in the area as well as new warning signs. As a result, local law enforcement is working with the Surf Coast Shire to add concealed security cameras around the parking lot and in the prohibited dune areas, as a deterrent to 'obscene acts'.
Australian Nudist Federation representative, Werner Jacob, is happy about the plan as the cameras will not be near the actual beach, but towards the back of the beach park:
It will get the unwanted people away from the beach. We have nothing to hide and if someone is caught doing the wrong thing that is their bad luck.
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posted by Leksi
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