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Bachelor Party Goes Horribly Wrong
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 A stripper at a bachelor party in Melbourne, Australia is being accused of sodomizing the best man.
Linda Maree Naggs (pictured), 39, lost the interest of the groom within a minute of her routine. The best man, the groom's brother, stepped in for the show that he, afterall, funded. But the "very conservative" (as described by a witness) brother of the groom soon found himself on all fours among a group of approximately 30 cheering men. It is at that point that Ms. Naggs wielded a strap-on vibrator, after "pulsating" the best man to the ground. I have no idea what that means, but here's how an eye witness describes it:
All the boys were there wanting a show. She went behind him and pulsated to push him to the ground. The best man had looked uncomfortable throughout the performance and was forced onto all fours by Naggs who was naked and wearing a sex toy.
That's when the alleged penetration occurred, doggy style. The witness goes on to say that the best man immediately shot to his feet and screamed:
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posted by Leksi
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Australian Women Horny Despite Porn Bans
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 Australia has numerous bans on adult film, including limits on how many adult films an adult can have in the "privacy" of one's own home. Through government sponsored and enforced filtering, there are now bans on Internet porn. And in what critics consider one of the most racist gestures of this century, the Australian government is banning access to porn among Indigenous communities and peoples in the Northern Territory, but only those individuals of color, not Caucasians. Australia has a long and dubious (at best) history of waging war on porn, so a new book by Australian film development exec, Joan Sauers (pictured), is offering insight into whether Australia's policy matches social reality.
Sex Lives of Australian Women, based on an anonymous online sex survey of approximately 2000 Australian women aged 19 to 70, exposes everything from harrowing stories of sexual attack to porn viewing habits - and given the government's political attacks on porn - the results are quite surprising. Sauers breaks common stereotypes on what Australian women are up to in the sack with statistics:
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posted by Leksi
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Nuts and Bolts?
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| [ australia ] [ stupidity ] [ masturbation ] |
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 An Australian man had to undergo an hour and half of surgery for sixteen stainless steel washers that were tightly lodged on the shaft of his penis.
Fire rescue officers were on the scene at the man's home around 3 AM on Monday in an attempt to dislodge the washers, which proved too tight for routine extraction. The man had to be transported to a nearby hospital in the north-west Sydney suburb of Hornsby, where surgeons were forced to use special cutting devices provided by fire services as the hospital's normal ring-removers were too small for the girth of the washers.
Unfortunately for the gene pool, this genius did not suffer any lasting damage, but according to news reports, the "mysterious" circumstances around which he managed to get sixteen washers stuck on his penis still remain unknown. Now, I'm no forensic accident investigator, but here's a theory provided by yours truly:
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posted by Leksi
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Spy Cams Proposed for Nudist Beach Park
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| [ australia ] [ big brother ] |
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 I would think that the last thing visitors would want at a nudist beach are spy cameras, but in Torquay, Australia, nudist beach goers are welcoming the idea. Nudists are sick of all the nookie that goes on in the dunes and the car park at Point Impossible, which persists despite increased police presence in the area as well as new warning signs. As a result, local law enforcement is working with the Surf Coast Shire to add concealed security cameras around the parking lot and in the prohibited dune areas, as a deterrent to 'obscene acts'.
Australian Nudist Federation representative, Werner Jacob, is happy about the plan as the cameras will not be near the actual beach, but towards the back of the beach park:
It will get the unwanted people away from the beach. We have nothing to hide and if someone is caught doing the wrong thing that is their bad luck.
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posted by Leksi
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