Despite all the lascivious "dating" shows and steamy programming on MTV, apparently the producers of this former music channel have decided to draw the line on cats fucking. Mind you, this is something you can watch on the Animal Planet with your kids during the day. PETA has launched a funny commercial along the lines of when the owner's away, the cats will play, to encourage everyone to neuter and spay their pets. You can view the tongue-in-cheek ad, entitled Sex and the Kitty for yourself:
PETA used both real cats as well as animatronic ones for the "in heat" sequences. Daphna Nachminovitch, Vice President of PETA, comments on the controversial ad: more >>
If you're a ridiculously hot blonde who wakes up with perfectly coiffed hair and professionally done make-up, there will only be one way for you to get rid of your date. You will have no choice but to...
Ron Jeremy will do anything for a moment in the limelight. He's been in so many commercials and internet videos that we really should create a "Ron Jeremy" tag just for him. But even when you thought you've seen it all with Jeremy, he goes and raises the bar.
The "Iceman" Chuck Liddell, former UFC light heavyweight champion and the "Hedgehog" Ron Jeremy, World's Guinness Record holder for most appearances in adult films, do a commercial together for Matt Gaines, owner of MG Sports Supplements:
Hedgehogs may not sound as scary as Icemen, but don't underestimate the power of a man with a legendary libido.
Now, to see just the kick part from another angle (try to ignore the sound guy's pole): more >>
Anal bleaching, it may not be for everyone, but we should all know how it's done!
The best line in my opinion is when Randolph Mantooth tells the unsuspecting transcriber from Jersey how to apply the creme:
Using your index finger and your forefinger you simply scoop a goodly amount of the soothing Lumi-Taint creme out of the jar and apply a generous amount throughout the area, gently massaging it into the skin around the anus fuschia.
You should see what she uses to make the frosting!
This is an advertisement for DomBank. At the end, the announcer says, "Time to get your own place?" as the same message flashes in yellow. Then he gives the company web site. This commercial is simple but brilliant!
We all know that sex and rock-n-roll make for good bedfellows. Now the two have come together in a musical marriage of manufactured marvel.
The magical iBoob is a chip that is added to a woman's breast implant that allows her luscious lovelies to serenade you with your favorite mp3's. You don't even want to know where the control is hidden... It's all in the secret diary of Steve Jobs (well, the fake one).
But if this were true, then the breasts would be a perfect sensory experience. We all love to look at them, touch and taste them. And the scent of a woman can be tantalizing. I guess for now, that fifth sense will just have to be satisfied by the moans she makes with your expert sexual prowess. more >>
This commercial for the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show features Heidi playing with her luscious breasts for about 30 seconds. But before you get all excited, it's pretty silly. Apparently when the director said, "could you play with your tits for a bit?", she took it literally.
Hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving! Yesterday was crazy so I'm sorry for the lack of posts, but I'm back to rock the blog. Err, yeah.
