Okay, I've heard of distracted driving before, but this is ridiciulous.

A 36 year old Cincinnati motorist was arrested for masturbating with a vibrator while driving. Apparently she was watching a porno on a laptop computer that the passenger was holding.

I'm going to assume we're all sane people here and can't fathom why she was masturbating while driving, so I'm going to ask the next obvious question.

What the fuck was the passenger doing? If they were sexual partners, you'd think he or she could have "lent a hand" to make things a little easier for the driver. If they weren't sexual partners, then well, shit. I'm just flabbergasted. Apparently the next time I'm offered a ride with someone, I need to understand my duties as a passenger may involve more than just help with the navigation.

[from smokinggun]