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Victoria's Secret Sued Over Thong Eye Injury
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 According to the Smoking Gun, a 52 year old woman is suing Victoria's Secret over a low rise v-string thong she bought from the
Sexy Little Things line. Macrida Patterson is claiming that a decorative metallic piece affixed to her thong became airborne and struck her in the eye as she was attempting to put on the g-string. Did I mention she's 52? Oh yeah, I did.
Patterson's attorney, Jason Buccat, is claiming that the damage to her cornea has caused her to miss a few days of work as a traffic cop with the Los Angeles Department of Transportation. Buccat is also claiming that Patterson's damaged cornea will be "affecting her the rest of her life." Before the lawsuit was filed, officials for Victoria's Secret requested to examine the decorative piece and thong in question, but were denied by Patterson's counsel. Talk about cock-blocked!
[Story courtesy of The Smoking Gun by way of Consumerist. Thanks guys!]
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posted by Leksi
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