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Vagina China Introduces Golden Pussy
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08:33 PM 04/18/08 |
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 When it comes to fine dining with family and friends, and perhaps special guests, what better way to serve them dinner then with the Blighty Creations' China Vagina Collection fine bone china set. So when grandma polishes off her linguine, she will be delighted to see some clam. Granted, not all the collections have such obvious designs as the one pictured from the Golden Pussy Collection. However, that particular collection has the most hilarious description of all:
Our world and societies all revolve around sex: the need for it, denial of it, lust after it, repression, celebration.
The most beautiful place on earth. Forget the seven wonders of the world. Forget Disney world, the Eiffel Tower or the pharaohs tombs. The centre of mankind is the Golden Pussy. The provider of energy, youth, vitality and inspiration. The Golden Pussy is the shrine of worship for all human beings. A new religion yet the oldest religion. A new desire yet the oldest desire. The Golden Pussy.
Yes, what girl doesn't mind a bit of pussy worship now and then... so does that mean we should lick our plates clean?
In case you are really psyched about getting your own plate, they run at about £69, which is roughly US$120, per plate. I imagine, all jokes aside, these are the kinds of plates one displays and hopes they appreciate in value over the years. Well, Mother's Day is coming up. And if you know of any gay men on a diet, this is the perfect plate set for them.
Designer and artist Ruth Mclees of Cardiff, Wales, says of her China Vagina Collection, originally titled The Ruth Mclees Collection, name inspiration:
One evening I had a brainstorm. The fragility and brittle beauty of fine bone china ceramics seemed to perfectly echo the delicate qualities of feminine sexuality. And so the name of the collection changed forever.
The collection also features a politically-inspired Rape of Tibet plate (all pictured below) showing a red Chinese dragon with a mean claw scratching up the pussy -- ouchy! There's the plastic culture inspired Zip it Pussy, which is trying to make a statement about boob jobs and push-up bras and stuff. Then, there's the abstract pussy plate, The Orgasm -- can grandma figure it out? The Orgasm has it's own special description which rivals the Golden Pussy:
How many lovers? How many abusers? Is sex degrading to women? Is GOOD sex degrading to women? Loving sex isn’t degrading to women is it? Its empowering. But loving sex is boring? Bad sex is gentle but boring. Loving sex is not sex its making love. So what is sex? What is an orgasm? Have I had one? Has she had one? Did I fake it? Was it real? He always has one. I want to be like him. Is he selfish? Am I selfish? Is sex fun? Is it overrated?
Buggar it, I will have a cup of tea.
I can only assume the artist's 14 year old niece wrote these, because if the company actually paid a writer to describe the plates, they need to get their money back. Descriptions aside, it's a pretty unique, albeit ridiculous concept.
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The Vagina China Collection
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posted by Leksi
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jonduckett says: | 12:36 PM 05/03/08 |
| I saw two on ebay up for auction, currently at £14.99. Looks like a good bargain due to all the controversy! |
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dpgirl says: | 9:20 PM 04/18/08 |
| This is total 'Dinnerware for Dykes' with money. I can't imagine anyone else getting these plates. |
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