Thanksgiving is coming up this week. It's not exactly a holiday associated with sex. Hollywood tells us you can have sex with an apple pie so maybe you can have a sex with a turkey, I'm not really sure.
I do know that money is tight for a lot of people this time of the year. All kinds of cash gets thrown around celebrating the holidays.
So, you're broke ... it's Thanksgiving .... and you're horny. Why not use a turkey baster for sex?
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