 We all know that sex and rock-n-roll make for good bedfellows. Now the two have come together in a musical marriage of manufactured marvel.
The magical iBoob is a chip that is added to a woman's breast implant that allows her luscious lovelies to serenade you with your favorite mp3's. You don't even want to know where the control is hidden... It's all in the secret diary of Steve Jobs (well, the fake one).
But if this were true, then the breasts would be a perfect sensory experience. We all love to look at them, touch and taste them. And the scent of a woman can be tantalizing. I guess for now, that fifth sense will just have to be satisfied by the moans she makes with your expert sexual prowess.
I mean, seriously, if I had an iBoob chip, I could see myself fucking with you by playing some cheesy 70's porn music. Cha-chica-ching-ching, baby!
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