Rob Rotten, the performer/director with "Poison" conspicuously tattooed along the top of his penis, has earned strong reviews for his latest feature, Texas Vibrator Massacre. This is not your father's porn to say the least, but the film is a parody of the original 1984 cult-classic, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. There's still plenty of gore - with a lot of hardcore sex - oh, and did I mention the 2.75 horse-power, gasoline-fueled Honda concrete vibrator? This device whose original purpose was to get air bubbles out of freshly poured concrete has been modified to be safe enough (I suppose) to rock the pussy, which is precisely what it does.
The cast is headlined by Roxy DeVille playing the sole survivor, but also includes heavy hitters Herschel Savage and Dirty Harry, as well as notable lovelies Jamie Elle, Daisy Tanks and Ruby Knox. Porn starlet Roxy DeVille tells Mike Albo (AVN) of her role in the film:
We're shooting the beginning sequence that's based really closely on the original van scene from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I'll also be duct-taped, tied and covered in blood. I'll have prosthetic organs thrown at me while the crazy family eats dinner at their table. I'm blowing Grandpa! He's being played by Dirty Harry, and Rob told him he's getting paid to NOT get his dick hard. In the original movie, Grandpa couldn't swing his hammer to kill the girl. In our movie, he can't get his dick hard. I'm so excited, I can't even tell you.
I also can't help but to get excited when someone tells me I have to blow a flaccid old man, but perhaps not excited enough to be a porn star. Speaking of gore, the filming involved gallons of fake blood and a ton of screaming, so the whole film had to be shot in a remote canyon location instead of the usual Chatsworth indoor set. Rotten explains the challenges of filming gore-porn to AVN's Albo:
We have a good cast, and we're out here in the middle of fuckin' nowhere. I needed the most remote location I could find because I'm having people running around naked and covered in blood. I'd probably have LA Vice kicking in the doors if I tried to shoot this in Chatsworth. We've got blood and guts and gore and an epic [special effects crew]. I'm trying to make a horror picture gone too far rather than a "porn horror movie". That's my goal. There are no C-lights on this production. We'll see what happens. Metro has trusted me blindly on this one.
The film is being cut into an R-rated version for wider exposure, which should be interesting. I only know of Joone's Pirates and Bob Guccione's Caligula ever remotely successfully getting away with porn and non-porn versions.
Texas Vibrator Massacre will arrive in stores on Tuesday, April 29th, from Metro Interactive's Loaded Digital in conjunction with Rob's company, Punx Productions.
The set images of the filming below are courtesy of Rob Rotten and Punx Productions, as is the graphic movie trailer. Some highlights to look for are Ruby getting power-tooled, and Jamie taking an internal.
