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Scratch n' Sniff that Sweet Black Pussy Juice
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05:39 PM 11/16/07 |
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 In January 2008, Smell-O-Vision will take on new meaning with the launch of Evasive Angles' scratch n' sniff collection of Sweet Black Pussy Juice that will come with selected black-on-black releases. Now if you think that's strange, here's what Ed Smith, Evasive Angles' head of sales, told AVN:
After several years of development, TT Boy has come up with this idea. Nobody knows the smell of black pussy quite like TT Boy, and this innovation will be designed to heighten our customers’ sense of smell as well. People get to watch the pussy, and now they get to smell the pussy as well.
Okay, it's not that unusual for men to want to sniff pussy. Used 'school girl' underwear get sold in vending machines in Japan and lots of porn stars have offered their worn panties up for sale. But this gets a bit weirder as Smith continues,
After we launch these scratch n' sniff boxes, we’ll actually be packaging 'Sweet Black Pussy Juice' and selling it by the phial. People will be able to take that sweet smell with them. The novelty division is also developing a 'Sweet Black Pussy Juice lubricant.'
So does that mean TT Boy is going to literally milk his performers? Or does Evasive Angles plan on launching a new men's cologne? I give them points for creativity, though. Maybe the scent of the female organ can heighten orgasm as you jerk off.
Plus, now according to Ed Smith, nerdy college boys can "prove" to their friends that they're getting laid...
You know how guys will tell their friends to smell their fingers to prove that they’d gotten some pussy? I imagine college-age guys that haven’t gotten any pussy being able to take this scent with them, being able to experience it and smell real pussy. We’re trying to cover all of the senses here. We have the great visuals covered, and the audio covered with our original soundtracks, and now we’re enlightening peoples’ sense of smell.
I don't remember guys going around the dorms and walking around campus asking to smell each other's fingers but maybe that's because I was actually too occupied getting laid to notice. Ed Smith is either a marketing genius or truly insane.
[Image of lovely Tinker Belle courtesy Hustler's Ghetto Booty 16]
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The AVN article
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posted by Leksi
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