No, the above image is not taken from the set of some new caveman-themed porno.
Last week, this photo of Ron Jeremy chatting it up with Ali Larter on the set of 2007's Homo Erectus began to make the rounds of various blogs. After having viewed a lot of porn, including enough movies with Ron Jeremy and his penis, I can tell you that *IS NOT* his dick. The Photoshop job is very poor, and in fact, today I read on AVN that Jeremy himself agrees:
First of all, my dick does not look like that, it's not pointy. So that's all wrong. And it was definitely not hanging out, I was way too careful for that. I was on that show the whole time wearing a caveman costume and I had a jockstrap underneath, just so the cock and balls would stay in.
The guy knows his own dick well. In fact, when asked if he was going to sue Perez Hilton's gossip site for posting the photo, Jeremy responded rather hilariously:
The minute you put your own cock in your mouth, you lose all rights to liability, slander, you name it — out the door. I can picture trying to sue someone for making me look bad in a picture. The judge would say, "Excuse me, didn't you have your cock in your mouth once? Yeah, case dismissed, get the fuck out of my courtroom!" What am I gonna say, "they're slandering my good name"?
You have to love a man who sucks his own cock on camera and still gets to co-star with hot young Hollywood actresses. Go Ron go, you horndog!
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