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Nuts and Bolts?
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08:58 AM 06/03/08 |
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 An Australian man had to undergo an hour and half of surgery for sixteen stainless steel washers that were tightly lodged on the shaft of his penis.
Fire rescue officers were on the scene at the man's home around 3 AM on Monday in an attempt to dislodge the washers, which proved too tight for routine extraction. The man had to be transported to a nearby hospital in the north-west Sydney suburb of Hornsby, where surgeons were forced to use special cutting devices provided by fire services as the hospital's normal ring-removers were too small for the girth of the washers.
Unfortunately for the gene pool, this genius did not suffer any lasting damage, but according to news reports, the "mysterious" circumstances around which he managed to get sixteen washers stuck on his penis still remain unknown. Now, I'm no forensic accident investigator, but here's a theory provided by yours truly:
Man alone, bored and horny on a Sunday night. Looks through his tool chest. Finds a box of washers and some lube. Thinks it's a good idea to masturbate with sixteen washers on his penis. Places washers on semi-hard or possibly limp, presumably lubed dick. Begins moving washers up and down. Penis expands with blood. Pain. Panic. Numerous attempts to dislodge washers fail as lube dries out. Emergency services gets the call around 3 AM. Call taker places headset on mute while laughing uncontrollably. Firemen dub incident as "most hilarious moment of my career." The rest is history... and humiliation.
[Article image is courtesy of Gary Durington. Click here to view more images from his nuts and bolts collection.]
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Man Gets Penis Trapped in Sixteen Washers (Metro UK)
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posted by Leksi
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