A man armed with a 3ft sword kicked down his neighbor's door in an apparent bid to save a woman from being raped. Except the only one in the apartment was his male neighbor. The female noises had come from the adult film that the stunned neighbor had been viewing earlier that evening. Oops.
Oconomowoc, Wisconsin: Even the town name has 5 O's! I especially appreciate the "wack-off" hand close-up at 1:28. It adds a nice touch to the story.