 Late in the evening of August 7th, Hong Kong police receive a call for help.
Xing, a 41 year old, has attempted to satisfy himself by sticking his penis into one of the swiss-cheese stamped metal benches at LanTian Park. However, as Xing grows aroused, his dick swells with blood and he can no longer extricate himself from the hole. In his panic, he calls the local authorities.
By the time firemen and medical staff arrive, he has been stuck laying facedown on the bench for some time. They attempt to free Xing by draining some of the blood in his penis, hoping to reduce the swelling, but his member is not cooperating. In fact, it is so swollen at this point that they cut out part of the bench and carry it along with the still-attached Xing, past numerous laughing bystanders no doubt, to the ambulance and then the local hospital.
Four excruciating hours later, Xing is finally freed from his cruel prison, err bench. And not a moment too soon, as doctors state that if he had been stuck even one hour longer, his penis would have been history. Unfortunately, this genius still has an opportunity to further pollute the gene pool.
Now, is it just me or do those bench holes look awfully small? *cough*Pencil dick*cough* It's really a shame that he's wearing a surgical face mask, but that's Xing in both pictures below.
[Images courtesy of WeirdAsianNews.com.]
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