Halloween is just 30 days away and Hustler brings us a real treat with This Ain't the Munsters XXX. If you're like me, you've probably imagined Marilyn's character getting it on with numerous gentleman callers, wondered whether all of Herman's parts work, and if Lily is a screamer. Well, Anton Slayer has given our imagination a boost by bringing the Munster family to life in vivid color. Of course, Slayer had plenty of help from a willing, talented cast.
Don't expect a plot-heavy Will Ryder feature, as from the moment the first disc starts up, we're greeted with Sammie Rhodes masturbating in grandpa's lab. Slayer focuses more on the sex action with rich sets and costuming than the acting between hardcore takes. Despite this, all the actors play their roles well, especially Lee Stone as Herman. He captures the famous "O" face and flaying arm gesture to the T, including in his sex scene with Roxy Deville as Lily Munster. This is exactly how I imagined Herman doing Lily -- enthusiastically in a cemetery with a brand new giant dick!
Sweet, "ugly" Marilyn (Shawna Lenee) with her tufted, soft blonde locks and healthy complexion that make her the black sheep of the Munster family, is in a long distance relationship with a sailor (Mick Blue). Blue enjoys riding her hard on his visit to the spooky Munster mansion. I saw room for opportunity at the end of this scene where perhaps Blue could get freaked out by Herman or Spot (the Munster family pet from the original show), who was, to my disappointment, not present in the parody version. Still, Lenee plays her part as sexually pent-up Marilyn very well.
Trent Soluri has the perfect natural hairline and boyish face to play the Munster family wolf-boy, Eddy. In this version, he's all grown up and a bad boy, rock star who gets it on with two groupie babes, Aiden Starr and Victoria Sin, in a "reality sex scandal." The plot is there just enough to move the story along so we can watch the naughty, nightclub threesome unfold with little distraction.
Even ole' Grandpa (Gavin Wells) gets his day in the sun, well, metaphorically speaking as the action technically takes place in a morgue. But don't worry, you're not watching Gavin Wells do the dirty. Clever grandpa uses a spell to turn himself into the Hospital's studly resident on call, Evan Stone. Dr. Stone/Grandpa proceeds to lick then pound the living daylights out of Whitney Steven's willing pussy, as her natural, pillowy tatas play bouncy bounce. It's mesmerizing.
There's also a bonus scene with Jenna Haze and Voodoo in punk-inspired getup. Voodoo has Haze on a leash as they play on a stone bench at Mockingbird Cemetery. The scene doesn't end with just a facial, as Jenna manages to act pretty scared when Herman shows up, cum still splattered on her lovely face, but her lines are perfectly executed. Is there a spoof out that doesn't feature Jenna Haze's talents? You'll be hard pressed to find one.
Here's a little teaser trailer of the main cast in costume:
And here's a light behind the scenes, sneak peak:
The film comes in two versions, including a black and white, sitcom option, which I watched briefly. The canned laughter can be distracting, so I prefer the color version. If you enjoy spoofs, but don't mind light non-sex set-ups - or if you prefer gonzo, but wouldn't mind a "Munsters" theme - then you will almost certainly appreciate This Ain't the Munsters XXX. If anything, watch it for Stone's dead-on Herman performance!
