Katie Price (AKA "Jordan"), the 32G-busty English glamour model turned tabloid celebrity (think Paris Hilton's curvier British version) told the folks at Cosmopolitan Magazine that she wants heated sex toys. Price apparently loves sex toys but complains that they're too unlife-like:
Sex toys aren't exactly like real life, are they? They're as cold as anything. They should make them heated, bring out a new heated range.
So, the Internet sleuth that I am, I did a bit of research myself to see if there really are no heated sex toys on the market in today's day and age of designer novelties. Lo and behold, I was able to find two heated sex toys. One is a Micro Heated Vibrating Bullet and the other is a Vibrating Micro Heated Nipple Clamp Set. Yes... both are a matching purple, because I know that's what you were thinking, "will they go with my stylish pimp decor?"
Unfortunately, there are no other heated products, like say pocket pussies or animatronic love dolls that are a comfy 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit. Alas, I guess we'll all just have to stick to lovemaking with human beings if we want the warmth (for now).
[Source: Sun UK]
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