Jack Lawrence, the Belgian self-ascribed cunnilingus-lover, recently contacted me about getting more publicity. I came up with the idea to do an interview, which would be our first male performer interview. So, to prepare, I re-watched some of his scenes and then I planned out some questions, set the time, place, date and got all psyched out about our interview.

As luck would have it, the day of our interview everything went wrong: Sewage problems on the street in front of our building, electrical problems inside, and finally, I find out the fridge has died leaving the stench of a thousand rotting corpses in the kitchen. I had to cancel last minute on poor Jack, not once, but twice! And now I've probably blown my chance to interview the only male performer whom I've ever heard say something like this in public, "I just want to eat pussy, and cuddle-up and make out and snuggle and stuff like that" and quite possibly mean it. Yes, Jack Lawrence really did say that in a confessional during the filming of Vivid's Chemistry. And his work backs up his claims as in many of his films you can tell he's eager to get down to business.

So Jack, if you're reading this, I'm sorry our interview didn't work out, but I'm pretty sure outside powers conspired against us. Call or e-mail me and I promise I won't let you down again.

Fans of Jack Lawrence who love watching oral sex on a woman should check out Tristan Taormino's film, Expert Guide to Oral Sex - Cunnilingus. Jack expertly shaves Cindy Crawford's kitty before munching on it for a nice long time.