If you're a ridiculously hot blonde who wakes up with perfectly coiffed hair and professionally done make-up, there will only be one way for you to get rid of your date. You will have no choice but to...
... use the Whiz! That's right it's a special funnel-like implement used to help women pee as men do: Standing Up.
Initially, I thought this little invention was pretty disgusting, but it got me thinking -- actually sitting on a public restroom seat is even more disgusting. We have to hover over the seat, careful not to let our cheeks touch it, as public toilet seats tend to be splattered with pee from the splash of other women hovering over the seat -- not to mention all the fecal matter and blood that may or may not be visible. Peeing would be so much easier if we could just stand like men in public urinals, but please, let us keep the walls!
Now, if you happen to live with a guy who never puts the seat down (or maybe that guy is you!), rather than bitching about it, start peeing standing up. This will either get him to start putting the seat down in a desperate attempt to have you peeing in the sitting position again, or he'll shrug it off and be happy you no longer complain about falling in.
WhizBiz pty Ltd, based out of Australia, even makes a couple special 'whizes': The Whiz Plus, designed for camping, and the Whiz Midstream, designed to help collect contaminant-free urine samples. Impressive! Yet, the question remains, is this thing dishwasher safe?
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