Author David McCandless brings us Porn for Girls by Girls (except he's a guy and there's really no porn there).
Surprisingly, there is a man on this planet who has a clue when it comes to what most women actually want. But, disappointingly, it's not really porn. That's right, we want you to cook for us and give us cuddles and chocolates. And never ever tell us we're fat, even if we are. Unless you like playing with your hand and sleeping on the sofa.
McCandless only got half of it right, though. Most of us also want hot, body-trembling sex that ends in climax and leaves us wanting to take up smoking.
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