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Don't Look Here!
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02:00 PM 10/26/07 |
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 Do you ever worry that your significant other - or worse - your parents, will find that secret porn stash on your computer? Well Jeff Rosenburg from CollegeHumour has an ingenious way to hide his porn (pictured).
How do YOU make sure your porn collection isn't seen by prying eyes? Do you use a goofy naming convention? What about encryption? Password protection? Steganography? Maybe you don't store any porn on your pc, but instead burn it all to cd and dvd.
But then how do you hide your physical collection? Under the bed? In a safe? A locked storage chest? Changing labels on media can have disastrous results. Don't swap a Lion King cover for your Hairy Hirsutes in Heat dvd.
Before I had unlimited access to porn on the internet I used to hide some old magazines in a green folder underneath a desk drawer. I thought it was actually a pretty good hiding spot. You had to completely remove the bottom drawer of an old desk I had in order to get to it. There really was no way to "accidentally" find it. I mean, why would someone be pulling the drawers completely out of my desk? As I got older I moved to a locked storage trunk. Sure, people probably knew something was in there that I didn't want them to see, but they weren't getting in anyhow. And besides, I could no longer fit my collection underneath a single drawer.
Now, since I'm running an adult website there isn't really a point of hiding all the porn we have at home. We have no kids, so we don't have to worry about that. Most everyone we know is aware of what we do for a living. And most importantly, I don't have the means to hide our physical collection any longer. It's gotten so large that, without spending significant amounts of money, there is no way I can store it away from prying eyes.
We did find out the hard way though, that it makes it difficult to have service people come over to the house, without looking a little "creepy". I actually had an exterminator make a comment to me about my "impressive dvd collection". I just turned a little red and nodded my head in aggreement.
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