 A few days ago there was a bomb scare in Goteburg, the second largest city in Sweden. The Swedish bomb squad was called in to disarm a suspicious package after an alarmed janitor for a local apartment building alerted police. Apparently, the janitor was apprehensive because a package in the garage of the building was "humming and vibrating suspiciously." Lucky for everyone, it turned out to be a relatively benign vibrating sex toy that had accidentally been set off. According to Yahoo! news:
After having cordoned off the area, they [Bomb Squad] opened the package with bomb disposal equipment, only to find the battery-operated device inside.
Wow, hasn't anyone told the owner that you should never leave the batteries in because they'll die out faster? And weak batteries mean weak vibrations: Vibrator 101. Plus, you just might get the bomb squad out to your residence, lecturing you on these types of things, after they evacuate your entire building ... and all your neighbors get to hear about it.
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