 Ladies, next time you make a trip to Starbucks, you may want to consider the clear findings of a new Swedish study that show a direct correlation between drinking coffee and decreased bust size.
A little more than half of all women carry a gene that links coffee intake with smaller boobage. Helena Jernström, a lecturer in experimental oncology at Lund University who carried out the study on almost 270 women, had this to say of the results:
Drinking coffee can have a major effect on breast size.
Note the use of the word major. In fact, her study has been recently published in the British Journal of Cancer, a respectable scientific publication. The reason? Not only does drinking more coffee lead to a smaller cup size in roughly half of all women, but it also lowers the risk of breast cancer. Generally speaking, the bigger the boobs, the higher the number of mammary glands and the higher the number of mammary glands, the higher the risk of breast cancer.
To see any noticeable breast reduction or reduction in cancer risk, you have to drink at least three cups of coffee a day. So the occasional coffee drinker need not worry about having to shop for a smaller bra. I would imagine, unless she has a history of breast cancer in her family, this study is enough to get most women to switch to tea. I know I'll be scaling back on the java.
[There's a scurrilous Japanese web site claiming that the "F-Cup" coffee (pictured above) will enhance breast cup size. The web site looks and feels *very* shady. Clearly, this product advertisement is a total scam as the supposed "breast augmenting" ingredients are hormone-based. Any adult woman can see some breast enhancement from taking certain birth control pills -- progesterone seems to be a good one as it simulates pregnancy. Now, with the recent coffee study, the pictured "F-Cup Coffee" product looks even more ridiculous.]
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