If there's a guy who's definitely not getting laid, it's the one riding the bike with an attached nude mannequin wearing a black wig that ironically reads, "Sex Machine." But lest you think we found some Photoshopped picture, this is a $2,339 (EUR 1,499.00) custom-made "beach cruising" bike according to the German man who attempted to sell his magnum opus on Ebay. Unfortunately, he won't ship so you'll have to go to Bad Oldesloe, Germany to pick one up for those romantic bike rides on the beach. But you're in luck, he got zero bids so maybe it'll go for a steal...
There are more images below with a blonde-wig and bald version of the bike, or you can go straight to the source.
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