 Julie Schneider, inventor of the Teeny Weeny Drive, a 1 GB flash drive that is encased in durable rubber, recently told AVN Novelty Business that her product looks and feels like the real thing. Except, it's sort of small. Schneider's company, Creative Business Solutions, is hoping to market this as a gag gift targeting bachelor/hen parties, executive retirement parties, the "stocking-stuffers for geek" market, and someone "who already has everything."
The phallic USB drive lights up red when it's turned on (that means plugged into your computer and in use, pervert!). It's supposedly one of the best USB drives on the market as far as function goes, and mostly likely, the only one that looks like a penis. Cause let's face it, I don't see a lot of hardware designers thinking, "hmm, I think we need more penis USB drives." The Teeny Weeny has been patented in 36 countries including in the US, Canada, Europe, Asia and Australia and retails for a competitive $20.
I love the description on how to use it, as given by the Teeny Weeny web site:
Firmly tug on the head (it’s not a twist off ladies!) to reveal the USB device. Plug your Teeny Weeny™ into any USB port, and watch it blush. This lets you know that it's "turned on." Save data to the TEENY WEENY™ Drive and safely remove it by ejecting it or for a Mac, dragging it into the trash before removal. DON’T PULL OUT TOO SOON or you could lose your data!
The makers of the Teeny Weeny™ drive are not responsible for any misuse, unintentional use or indiscrete use of this product, so be careful where you flash your drive. Best to keep it in your pants until the moment is right!
Yes, no one likes premature ejection.
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