Sex Scene 1: Riddler (Evan Stone) & Heiress Lisa Carson (Kimberly Kane)
Why is a porn star's penis like snowfall? Both are measured in feet.
Frank Gorshin would be proud of Evan Stone's Riddler. Stone not only manages to capture the twisted, yet clever spirit of his fiendishly baffling character, but he also manages to squeeze his huge dick into those constrictive green tights. Kimberly Kane as the daughter of millionaires delivers the kind of energetic, heiress sex we wish real life heiress Paris Hilton could have offered us in her foray into porn (see: 1 Night in Paris). Kane dirty talks and uses spit to lube up Stone's member. It's a sexy jail theme that includes Kane blowing Stone through the bars. She also easily takes Stone's large member in her ass. The happy ending occurs with Stone jacking off on her natural breasts. I love the old-fashioned garter hose and bodice -- it adds a pinup element to the sex.

Sex Scene 2: Batman (Dale DaBone) & Molly the Riddler's Mole (Alexis Texas)
Oh my is Alexis Texas smoking. She and that hot ass of hers just exude sensuality from every pore. DaBone plays a drugged Batman who has lost his willpower. He must do everything Molly asks of him, but lucky for him she's more into giving than getting. DaBone keeps the bat mask on the whole time, which is clearly a turn on for Texas as she even says in the behind the scenes how much she enjoys men in uniform. The hottest element of this scene is Texas riding DaBone cowgirl style with her pear-shaped ass perfectly bouncing in the most tantalizing way possible. Personally, this is not my kind of scene as I prefer the guy to be more into it, but the script called for passivity on DaBone's part.

Sex Scene 3: Joker (Randy Spears) & Joker's Moles Dressed as GoGo Dancers (Andy San Dimas & Syren Sexton)
Randy Spears nails it as the joker. His laugh and look are very Cesar Romero, the original Joker from the show. Though I much prefer Nicholson's joker, I'm not sure which would be worse to see fuck in a porno. Anyway, the two gals deliver starkly differing performances. Two huge thumbs up to Andy San Dimas, and two big thumbs down to Syren Sexton. Dimas gives amazing head and really has the toned body, strength and energy for the demanding sex of a b/g/g porn threesome. Sexton's performance is flat and she appears to have absolutely no chemistry with either Dimas or Spears. This was my least favorite scene because of it. But Dimas fans, do not despair -- she's absolutely gorgeous with her gogo boots and bopped hairdo. Per usual, she delivers and they both end up taking Spears' baby juice.

Sex Scene 4: Robin (James Deen) & Batgirl (Lexi Belle)
Admittedly, this was my favorite scene. James Deen is every bit as hot and charismatic as Burt Ward (the original Robin). He has a lot of energy and enthusiasm, which is equally matched by his eager Batgirl, Lexi Belle. Belle and Deen have the best chemistry of all the sex pairings in the film. They both eschew extended bouts of oral for lots and lots of jackhammer fucking. This is how I would imagine horny rabbits going at it. Belle cums at least twice during the scene, squirming her hips and moaning in delight. She makes sex look fun and simple. Deen aptly maneuvers her quivering body in various positions, showcasing his sexual prowess. He finishes by pulling out and coming all over her manicured bush and pussy lips.

Sex Scene 5: Catwoman (Tori Black) & Batman and Robin (Dale DaBone & James Deen)
Some would say that Vivid saved the best for last. Tori Black makes one hell of a Catwoman, in both look and mannerism. I love the purring, it's sexy and spot-on. She truly is a porn star who can act, and would she have chosen, could have graced the covers of mainstream magazines. Instead, she chooses to turn us on in adult films and holy batnuts! does she. In this scene, we get to watch Black take on seasoned cocksmen DaBone and Deen. Batman and Robin are in masks and partially costumed the entire time, while Black strips down to nothing. She's enthusiastic and uninhibited. At one point Black yells enthusiastically, "I want to get fucked like a dirty fucking bitch." The sexiest part of this scene is when she rides Deen cowgirl style and he jackhammers her pussy while spreading her buttcheeks at the camera. Meanwhile, Black starts simultaneously sucking DaBone's cock as he holds her hair back. Then they repeat with her in reverse cowgirl. It's awesome when Catwoman sits on Robin's face as she sucks the two men off. The scene ends with her taking a double-facial.