 Jim Henson is either cringing in his grave or wishing he came up with this idea first.
Eighth Wonder, LLC out of Springfield, Pennsylvania is presenting the world with the first "teddy bear" love dolls called Teddy Babes. There are several models of this plush, busty "toy" including blondes, brunettes, redheads, a Latina, an Asian, an Ebony gal, and even a vampire. They stand at just 4 feet tall and weight about 10 pounds, but can withstand about 500 lbs of pressure. Which brings me to the next attribute, per the maker's FAQ:
Q: So, I can have sex with my Teddy Babe love doll?
Yes. Each Teddy Babe love doll has a plush vagina, complete with simulated pubic hair and an ultra-silky plush insert, which we affectionately refer to as "Pussy Velour." The "Pussy Velour" insert provides a silky-smooth and highly-pleasurable sensation. It is held in place by an interior soft, plastic ring, and can be removed from your Teddy Babe's body for easy cleaning with soap and warm water, and then dried, replaced, and used again.
Teddy Babes have a wire skeleton that allows them to be moved into various positions, but no you sicko, they don't have anal or oral sex inserts. Just pussy fucking, unless of course you can dish out the dough for a custom doll (and we'd love to see the pictures). The company even sells extra pussy velour plush inserts for $5 a pop, but according to the FAQ, female condoms work nicely as well.
While browsing their testimonials, which from my experience, are usually written by marketing staff, I came across this doozie:
My doll Akiko arrived two days ago and I want to write this letter to thank you... The main reason I purchased her was just to have someone to sleep with. Please let me explain. I am sixty-five years old and after twenty-three years of a wonderful storybook marriage, my wife passed away two months ago. ... They say time heals and I sure hope so. ... For many years I have slept soundly all night long but now I toss and turn, waking up three and four times a night, and haven't got a restful night’s sleep since this happened. After doing some research on the internet, I picked your product in hopes that just having someone next to me would let me sleep better. ... Well, to make this letter short, I dressed her in a pair of pajamas, watched some TV, and then had the best and soundest sleep I have had in a long time. I'm not going into the psychology aspect of it, all I know is that it worked for me. Later on I'm sure I will explore her other attributes, but for now I am so happy I can get a good night’s sleep.
I hear sleeping pills work too, but if this is a real letter, go get her tiger!
While a steal compared to a $7000 Real Doll, the Teddy Babe will set you back about $700 for your first doll or $550 each if you buy at least two.
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