When I first heard of the potential existence of a lesbian Paris Hilton sex tape that Britney Spears (of all people) has in her possession, I figured it must be a dumb rumor. But on second thought, is Britney Spears creative enough to make this stuff up? Apparently, they had a falling out during Paris Hilton's 26th birthday bash in Hollywood. Spears wants Hilton to stop being "rude" to her or else she'll release the girl on girl footage featuring Hilton.
Now, popular adult vendor Gamelink is offering Spears $1 million dollars for the supposed video footage of Paris Hilton and unknown girlfriend. Kevin Blatt, for Gamelink's public relations, told AVN today, Paris's sex tape with ex-beau, Rick Saloman, is the best-selling sex tape of all time. And the public has such a fascination with her that I can only imagine her being with another woman doing twice the amount of sales! Unlike adult studios that have to wait to replicate thousands of discs, Gamelink.com can have the tape streamed and available for immediate download within seconds. We are the future of content delivery on the Web. I know Britney is looking for a new party house in the [Los Angeles] area, and we here at GameLink.com would like to help her with the down payment. One Night in Paris was certainly a popular release. So, threatening a veteran of a sex tape with another sex tape is like threatening to beat up a Kung Fu blackbelt with your bare hands. Maybe if Spears threatened Hilton with releasing to the public the color combination of dye Hilton uses to get that sparkling blonde look, then we'd have a real catfight on our hands. Rawr. But let's face it, Hilton lives for this sort of publicity.
In November, we got to see another "leaked" tape of Paris Hilton bathing nude. You can view the nude Hilton footage and read the article on The Sun (UK) web site. I am impressed by Hilton's lithe body and silky smooth skin but damn does she annoy me with that vacuous stare and overuse of the term "what?".
If this lesbian love-fest exists, who is the mystery girl that agreed to do Hilton in front of a camcorder? Perhaps it's that MTV chick who made out with Paris, resulting in the circulation of random pictures that look like the box cover art of 1 Night in Paris. Or could it be Playmate Nicole Lenz? If we all think "Paris and Nicole" at the same time, maybe it will come to fruition!
Whether you hate her or love her, or like me - love to hate her, Paris Hilton makes being famous for no apparent reason an art form.
[Article reference: WWTDD.com - I love you guys for being so freaking funny!]
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