The very busty and beautiful Hanna Hilton has got things a little backwards. Most women take a shower after they get a blast to their face, Hanna instead gets a nice facial while still in the shower. I guess the cleanup will be extra easy.
For the first time in it's long history, Private is pre-releasing a film for download before the actual DVD streets.
Private Sex Auditions 11, starring several attractive newcomers with penchants for anal, is now available for your stroking pleasure on Private.com. Members will get to watch the first scene for free! The Private link also includes a nice teaser trailer as well as hardcore stills that are both available to members and nonmembers. Kudos to Private for offering their content digitally with lots of free footage.
Jules Jordan Video and Chris Streams Productions bring us the latest creampie title, Internal Damnation.
In this four hour title featuring all internal cum shots, we get to watch for the first time, performer Audrey Bitoni, push out Michael Stefano's cum from her dripping pussy onto a glass table for your viewing pleasure. Rachel Roxxx's first internal scene starts out with a footjob for Manuel Ferrara and ends with some good postcum head. Yet, the highlight for me has to be the scene with 2008 newcomer, African-Caucasian mix French babe, Loona Lux, who has made the front box cover of every single one of the half dozen movies she has out right now. In Internal Damnation she takes a pop shot in her ass, which she pushes out onto the hardwood floor and then proceeds to lap up as the camera fades out. more >>
Apparently, to be a successful cooking show host you have to be good at more than just cooking -- you have to know how to handle the cock. So here's a tribute to Ms. Ray:
An Australian man had to undergo an hour and half of surgery for sixteen stainless steel washers that were tightly lodged on the shaft of his penis.
Fire rescue officers were on the scene at the man's home around 3 AM on Monday in an attempt to dislodge the washers, which proved too tight for routine extraction. The man had to be transported to a nearby hospital in the north-west Sydney suburb of Hornsby, where surgeons were forced to use special cutting devices provided by fire services as the hospital's normal ring-removers were too small for the girth of the washers.
Unfortunately for the gene pool, this genius did not suffer any lasting damage, but according to news reports, the "mysterious" circumstances around which he managed to get sixteen washers stuck on his penis still remain unknown. Now, I'm no forensic accident investigator, but here's a theory provided by yours truly: more >>
Despite all the lascivious "dating" shows and steamy programming on MTV, apparently the producers of this former music channel have decided to draw the line on cats fucking. Mind you, this is something you can watch on the Animal Planet with your kids during the day. PETA has launched a funny commercial along the lines of when the owner's away, the cats will play, to encourage everyone to neuter and spay their pets. You can view the tongue-in-cheek ad, entitled Sex and the Kitty for yourself:
PETA used both real cats as well as animatronic ones for the "in heat" sequences. Daphna Nachminovitch, Vice President of PETA, comments on the controversial ad: more >>
Porn gets political, sort of. And we have the exclusive stills.
Mike Horner portrays a governor with a penchant for call girls in Hustler's spoof of the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal in
Gov Love - The Eliot Splitz-her Story. Director Stuart Canterbury couldn't have cast a better lead than Mike Horner, whose acting prowess won him acclaim as the dad in Hustler's sitcom spoof, Not the Bradys XXX (2007). We give props to Horner's comedic timing and his excellent imitation of Eliot's goofy rubber face.
Hot off the production lines, Gov Love also features raven-haired beauty, Cassandra Cruz in the role of high-priced call girl, "Kristen." In March, Hustler offered the real Alexandre Dupre, who also went by "Kristen" with her clients, $1 million dollars to bare it all in their magazine. The offer was turned down, but that didn't stop Hustler from taking advantage of a political sex scandal in true Flynt form. According to Hustler's National Sales Manager, demand for Gov Love has been considerable. more >>
Sunny Leone shows off a little skin for a cause with this DeclareYourself.com PSA. Leone joins the ranks of a multitude of celebrities from Danica Patrick (NASCAR) to Hayden Panettiere (Heroes) and a slew of young celebrities encouraging America's disenfranchised youth to register their votes.
I love the porn music and sexy boxing outfit. Who wouldn't let Sunny beat them up in a ring looking like that? Leone, a former Canadian citizen, will be exercising the right to vote in her first presidential election as a fledgling US Citizen. Have you registered yet?
No, the above image is not taken from the set of some new caveman-themed porno.
Last week, this photo of Ron Jeremy chatting it up with Ali Larter on the set of 2007's Homo Erectus began to make the rounds of various blogs. After having viewed a lot of porn, including enough movies with Ron Jeremy and his penis, I can tell you that *IS NOT* his dick. The Photoshop job is very poor, and in fact, today I read on AVN that Jeremy himself agrees:
First of all, my dick does not look like that, it's not pointy. So that's all wrong. And it was definitely not hanging out, I was way too careful for that. I was on that show the whole time wearing a caveman costume and I had a jockstrap underneath, just so the cock and balls would stay in.
The guy knows his own dick well. In fact, when asked if he was going to sue Perez Hilton's gossip site for posting the photo, Jeremy responded rather hilariously: more >>
Finally, some pragmatic advise on seducing your partner from two women who seem to be a lot of fun (pictured). Emily Posts and Lorelei Sharkey, better known as the team of Em & Lo, are getting a new sex advice show on British Channel 5: Sex - How to Do Everything is scheduled to air Thursdays at 11 PM, starting June 5th. The ladies dispense ingeniously practical advise on creating a satisfying sex life for everyone, such as this simple foreplay tip:
A great seduction technique is to have a mini foreplay session before going out for the evening together. Kiss passionately for 20 minutes and then leave it there. When you get back from seeing a movie or having a meal out, pick up where you left off. Don’t rush things -– draw it out!
I can only see benefits in a pre-date make-out session. Getting your woman/man hot before a date could set a sexy mood for the night that might even lead to a bit of fun before you even make it home.
Continuing with the notion that good sex is as much a mind game as it is a physical experience, Em & Lo drop a tip for the ladies, that quite frankly, works for the guys too. more >>
After watching this "educational" video it is safe to say I will never look at a vagina the same way again. Comedian/writer Amy Sedaris voices 'Paulie the Penis' in this parody of the sex-ed PSA.
Best line:
You might have an erotic dream... about some special lady... where you touch her in a special place... that smells like the sea.
Teen porn sensation, Sasha Grey, has been making headlines with her love of classic video games, her various mainstream appearances and of course, her impressive body of adult films. But now she's making national news for nabbing a starring role in the Canadian independent slasher film, Smash Cut.
Director Lee Demarbre, who is known for directing such films as The Dead Sleep Easy (2007), Harry Knuckles and the Pearl Necklace (2004) and Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001), insists there will be no nudity or sex in his indie horror film. Here's what Demarbre told the associated press:
