Industry giants Vivid and Wicked have both recently signed on new contract performers (pictured). And yes, we can safely assume these women are a cut above the average porn star.
Vivid has signed on the insanely gorgeous newcomer, Hanna Hilton. Hanna is a 5'9 Hoosier with large, watery eyes that just scream for your attention. She has soft blonde locks and an all natural 34DD rack that has graced the covers of Penthouse, Hustler and Rockstar magazines. She's a genetic freak of nature who could have also easily made the covers of a Victoria's Secret catalog and Maxim - with her perfect figure, glowing complexion and sparkling eyes - but instead we will get to watch Hanna perform sexually on camera for us (yesss!). It's a real life wet dream that is already somewhat realized with her two tease scenes in Control 8, presumably Hilton's first adult film appearance. Here's what the former small town, high school cheerleader had to say of her involvement in the industry:
I guess you could say that I had led a sheltered life up until recently. My new career seems to have taken off at jet speed and now signing with Vivid is so amazing. They treat me so well that it's a real confidence builder. I can't wait to shoot my first movie.
Julie Schneider, inventor of the Teeny Weeny Drive, a 1 GB flash drive that is encased in durable rubber, recently told AVN Novelty Business that her product looks and feels like the real thing. Except, it's sort of small. Schneider's company, Creative Business Solutions, is hoping to market this as a gag gift targeting bachelor/hen parties, executive retirement parties, the "stocking-stuffers for geek" market, and someone "who already has everything."
The phallic USB drive lights up red when it's turned on (that means plugged into your computer and in use, pervert!). It's supposedly one of the best USB drives on the market as far as function goes, and mostly likely, the only one that looks like a penis. Cause let's face it, I don't see a lot of hardware designers thinking, "hmm, I think we need more penis USB drives." The Teeny Weeny has been patented in 36 countries including in the US, Canada, Europe, Asia and Australia and retails for a competitive $20. more >>
Jimi Hendrix, forever immortalized for his talents on the guitar with such classics as Foxy Lady, Purple Haze, All Along a Watchtower and his performance of Summer Time with Janis Joplin, may now perhaps also be remembered as one hell of a lover. Vivid has obtained rights to eleven minutes of explicit footage with what appears to be Jimi Hendrix and two brunettes having sex in a hotel room circa 1970. This footage includes intercourse, two-on-one fellatio and cunnilingus. In fact, Vivid co-chairman Steve Hirsch was quoted in the press release as stating,
This new movie shows that Jimi Hendrix could have been as great a porn star as he was a rock star.
Though the footage is being disputed by an ex-girlfriend of Hendrix as well as the writer of a Hendrix biography, Room Full of Mirrors (2005), two notable groupies known for having had intimate relations with Hendrix are certain that it's none other than the 60's rock legend himself: Pamela Des Barres, also known at the "super-groupie" who wrote a book of her experience, I'm with the Band: Confessions of a Groupie, and Cynthia "Plaster Caster" Albritton, who is known for her plaster casts of rock star genitalia, including the famous purple dildo she made from Hendrix's own member in 1968. Both women are featured in the commentary on Vivid's Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape discussing Hendrix's superb sexual prowess and why they think this footage is the real deal.
Ms. Albritton, now 61 and living in Chicago, gave the following statement regarding the authenticity of the tape:
I’m 100 percent sure it’s him. The facial bone structure is the same. The eyebrows and the mustache are true to the style he was wearing in 1970.
The entire DVD runs for a total of forty-five minutes and should hit stores by next Tuesday. Until then, you can get the footage directly online.
Rob Rotten, the performer/director with "Poison" conspicuously tattooed along the top of his penis, has earned strong reviews for his latest feature, Texas Vibrator Massacre. This is not your father's porn to say the least, but the film is a parody of the original 1984 cult-classic, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. There's still plenty of gore - with a lot of hardcore sex - oh, and did I mention the 2.75 horse-power, gasoline-fueled Honda concrete vibrator? This device whose original purpose was to get air bubbles out of freshly poured concrete has been modified to be safe enough (I suppose) to rock the pussy, which is precisely what it does.
The cast is headlined by Roxy DeVille playing the sole survivor, but also includes heavy hitters Herschel Savage and Dirty Harry, as well as notable lovelies Jamie Elle, Daisy Tanks and Ruby Knox. Porn starlet Roxy DeVille tells Mike Albo (AVN) of her role in the film:
We're shooting the beginning sequence that's based really closely on the original van scene from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I'll also be duct-taped, tied and covered in blood. I'll have prosthetic organs thrown at me while the crazy family eats dinner at their table. I'm blowing Grandpa! He's being played by Dirty Harry, and Rob told him he's getting paid to NOT get his dick hard. In the original movie, Grandpa couldn't swing his hammer to kill the girl. In our movie, he can't get his dick hard. I'm so excited, I can't even tell you.
Swedish female directors seeking to create lesbian and feminist pornography shorts can use their mobile phones to shoot scenes that will become part of a Swedish Film Institute collection entitled Dirty Diaries. Experienced feminist documentary filmmaker and Stockholm native, Mia Engberg, is set to receive US$59,300 (350,000 Kronor) in subsidies for this ambitious $76,200 project whose only two rules are that all participants must be over 18 years of age and that no harm can be done to them.
Mia Engberg is known for such alternative films as the gender-bending San Francisco documentary, Manhood (1999), which explores what it's like "to be a woman and then become a man when you live together with a dyke that might actually be a gay man." In 2001, Engberg filmed the 18 minute short, Selma & Sofie, the first Swedish erotic film made only by women. Interestingly, she followed that up with Bitch & Butch in 2001, a 45 minute examination into whether it's possible to make feminist pornography. Perhaps we will never know why the examination of feminist pornography came after she had already made her first feminist porno, but it appears Engberg's not ready to throw in the towel on feminist adult films. In fact, the multi-talented director, who plays bass with hardcore feminist ska band, Vagina Grande, also helped to create an independent film company that produces and distributes queer erotic movies, Sexy Films. more >>
Everyone masturbates. Let's start with that. For women, there's a near endless variety of gadgets available to help facilitate the process. For men, however, the best way is still all about the technique. The hand and some lube are the basics to buttering the corn. And yes, this article is chock full of colorful euphemisms for male masturbation, so read on if you dare.
While researching the topic of waxing the dolphin, I came across an interesting article on Co-Ed Magazine regarding the top five ways to buff the banana. To give you a taste, number one - dubbed “ORAL” SIMULATION - reads:
To simulate the feeling of lips sliding over the penis head: Lube up your erection and hold the shaft in one hand. Put your dominant hand’s index and middle fingers together horizontally, palm toward your face, in front of the penis head. Push the head into the gap between the fingers. The fingers should be relaxed, not tense. Now pull back and do this over and over the top third of the penis. Feel how the fingers conform to the penis’s contour as they slide over the head and back. As you do this, position your other hand behind the “lips,” and grip and squeeze the head as you push the penis in.
After denouncing her adult past, Traci Lords went on to do respectable mainstream work such as this innocent work out video from the 80's.
Perhaps I'm mistaken on this point, but either Traci Lords is dry humping the floor while the camera zooms in on her scantily clad tits and ass, or she is having imaginary sex with us. Both work for me.
When it comes to fine dining with family and friends, and perhaps special guests, what better way to serve them dinner then with the Blighty Creations' China Vagina Collection fine bone china set. So when grandma polishes off her linguine, she will be delighted to see some clam. Granted, not all the collections have such obvious designs as the one pictured from the Golden Pussy Collection. However, that particular collection has the most hilarious description of all:
Our world and societies all revolve around sex: the need for it, denial of it, lust after it, repression, celebration.
The most beautiful place on earth. Forget the seven wonders of the world. Forget Disney world, the Eiffel Tower or the pharaohs tombs. The centre of mankind is the Golden Pussy. The provider of energy, youth, vitality and inspiration. The Golden Pussy is the shrine of worship for all human beings. A new religion yet the oldest religion. A new desire yet the oldest desire. The Golden Pussy.
Yes, what girl doesn't mind a bit of pussy worship now and then... so does that mean we should lick our plates clean? more >>
Euro hottie Claudia Rossi has no problem giving up her tight ass and pussy to porn stud Tommy Gunn.
I like to imagine Claudia was so hot and bothered at work she couldn't stop from touching herself. Her boss (Tommy) catches her in the act and can't help fulfill her needs.
Or you could just not invent a silly story for the shoot and just appreciate a new gallery from Suze.net
If you're a ridiculously hot blonde who wakes up with perfectly coiffed hair and professionally done make-up, there will only be one way for you to get rid of your date. You will have no choice but to...
If your sex life is on the rocks, then twenty-five tips from five female 'sexperts' probably won't solve all your problems, but at least it will make for an interesting read. The doctors and therapists who contributed to the list recommend various instructional sex tapes and books, but we all know watching porn is the best way to learn how to have hot sex. Porn stars do it for a living, some daily, and they have many different partners and technique-learning opportunities, so who best to teach us how to fuck like a champ than a champ-fucker?
My favorite tip is #23 from Dr Catherine Hood, a physician specializing in psycho-sexual health who also happens to be a presenter of the 21st Century Girls' Guide To Sex on Five Life (Brit TV).
Dream on - there's no harm in thinking about someone else when you're having sex. You're using it to enhance your sexual experience and it can help to keep your mind on the job, especially if you're tired or feeling stressed at work.
In Antwerp, Belgium, the wife of a businessman is suing a pair of prostitutes because her husband died from heart failure during electric sex.
Apparently the 38 year-old businessman asked for the electric shock treatment during a session with the two hookers, despite the fact he was fully aware of his own weak heart. The three also drank, took drugs and had more conventional sex. But if you ask me, that's the way to go. more >>
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